You're a dick, Morty

[veronica_rich]

I know they're just stupid commercials, but gods, I hate the Swiffer commercials with the old couple, with the old fart watching his 900-year-old wife struggle to climb up on dangerously unstable furniture to DUST, when he's like two heads taller and could just reach up wherever safely and knock the dust off without leaving the floor. "Be careful, babe." Ewwww. This was the 35-year-old in the 70s with all the chains who thought he was so cool hittin' on the chickas.

Ergh. Commercial.