Okay, the shower and toilet now work. And I am officially sick of stupid people on the Internets (don't ask - it's not fandom stuff, by a long shot).
So, I thought I'd cheer people with something exclusive I just read somewhere.
Another man falls in love with Elizabeth.
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Don't look at me like that. You laughed.
EDIT: Awww, man! Didn't anyone get that I was being all smartass? EVERY man who crosses her path wants her! Doggone it all ..... *head down, kicks pebble*