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[veromidnight]

SO there is this daddy bullfrog and this kid frog and the kid frog is sitting on this lily pad and he is like HEY DAD HEY DAD! Today i was down on the bank and i saw this giant elephant. and his dad was like "Elephants arent thaaaaat big." and the son says no father, this was the biggest and most grand elephant i have ever seen. and the father said well was he this big and he puffed himself up. and the child said bigger. so the father puffed himself up some more and said this big? and the son said no even bigger! so the father puffed himself up again. and the son replied even bigger yet. so the father puffed himself up one last time. and he exploded.

~~~European Folklore Textbook