Journal
Yes Shae, Mitch June. His step mom is my cousin, making him my step cousin. Anyways, today sucked much. I'm fucking sick, and I can't miss dumb school. Time to give myself cancer. By the way, if I ever get cancer I would want ass cancer. That is great small talk. 30 years down the line "Hey Jake, hows your life been?" "Well Jim, I have ass cancer." "Oh, you know, I hear they have an ointment for that." Good times. I don't even know someone named Jim. Hey, cripples suck. Did I mention Mitch Bainbridge is a big bitch? With a broken foot or whatever? Yeah, I thought I did. Rise Against is a good band. And now I'm just yapping, so I'm done.
-Jake
-Jake