the other Asian

[vernal_vices]

"Hey," I said to one of my classmates in my graphic design class. "I thought you said last week that you weren't going to be here today. Something about having to have your passport replaced?"

"No," she laughed, "that was the other Asian"Oh God," I said. "That's not what I meant. That's totally not what I meant

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[profundis]

At least you didn't ask her if she put pee-pee in your Coke.

[wumples]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh, wow. That's awful, and I'm sorry. But that is the funniest thing I've heard all day.