The Parisian Airshow
So I'm at the neighborhood pool with my nephew we're playing with this bag of pool toys. There are two giraffes, a hippo, some fighter planes, a pirate, and a knight. I put on this long, involved play about how the pirate and the knight are competing to steal a pair of explosive giraffes. But the problem is that they're at a Parisian airshow and don't know where to park their fighter jets. The hippo they ask for directions can only speak French ("Fairer!"). Everyone gets frustrated, the Hippo is drowned in the ocean by the pirate and knight, and then the giraffes bring about the apocalypse by exploding with the force of 1,000 megaton atom bombs.
Good times.
Good times.