No, not babysitting.
Normally I'd jump at the chance to legitimately take a sick day, but being unable to concentrate on much besides "do I need to be on the loo right now?" tends to take the polish off the apple.
Still when things settled down I could catch up some work email, and as a reward towards the end of the day managed a good squirt around the back door.
Needed a bit of paper to keep it tidy, but it wasn't a big job, and a bit of standing up along with the sideways motion helped me settle everything and get a reasonable finish on the bog.
Later on, after dark, I rearranged it to the dual-snoozer configuration, bringing the bed-frame back and to the side, with the desks lined up under a bit of ply. Unfortunately it didn't quite fit, as the round legs take up sideways room and the van has a curved corner also, so a bit of a trim with the magic tool sorted that.
The plug fits conveniently too, no sharp edges.
That's quite a bit of room with a "queen" foam mattress in the back there. Plenty of space for indoor action.
Tons of room underneath, and the access is vastly improved without the crossbar.
Also there finally is a good use of the "flexy noodle" jack stand which may be remembered as "terrifying" in an earlier situation.
Time to decorate.
Coming along...