VERNON IS A MONSTER
HOW DOES THE OLD PEOPLE GET THEIR SMELL? I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO EXPLAIN SMELLS TO MY ROOMMATE REGINALD BECAUSE HE CAN’T DO SMELLS. I HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO REGINALD BECAUSE HE IS NOT MUCH OF A DO STUFF MONSTER. I WILL SAY “OLD PEOPLE SMELL WEIRD AND GOOD” AND HE WILL SAY “WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE” AND THEN I WILL SAY THAT THEY SMELL LIKE NILLA WAFERS OR TEA BAGS OR OLD PEOPLE CANDY. THEN REGINALD WILL ASK WHAT THOSE THINGS SMELL LIKE AND I WILL HAVE TO TELL HIM BECAUSE HE CAN’T DO SMELLS FOREVER. THEN I’LL TALK ABOUT ROBOTS AND HE WILL ASK ABOUT WHAT ROBOTS ARE. I TOLD HIM ROBOTS ARE SHINY AND CAN DO STUFF. NOT LIKE A REGINALD. NOT LIKE A REGINALD AT ALL!
THEN HE WON’T SAY NOTHING BECAUSE HE LIKES TO CHEW ON HIS THUMB HANDS SOMETIMES AND THEN HE ASKS THE DUMBEST QUESTION LIKE IS THE DISHWASHER A ROBOT? NO REGINALD! IT ISN’T SHINY ENOUGH AND IT ONLY DOES ONE THING WHICH IS DISHES AND THAT IS DUMB. THEN HE WILL ASK IF TINFOIL IS A ROBOT? NO REGINALD THAT WOULD NOT BE COOL AT ALL! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A ROBOT IS. I EXPLAINED THAT THEY HAVE TO WALK AROUND AND TALK TO PEOPLE SLOW LIKE JERKS.
I TRIED TO FIND HIM SOME ROBOTS ON TV FOR A WHILE BUT THERE WERE NO ROBOTS ON TV SO WE WATCHED SOMETHING ABOUT FISH ON TV INSTEAD.
THEN HE WON’T SAY NOTHING BECAUSE HE LIKES TO CHEW ON HIS THUMB HANDS SOMETIMES AND THEN HE ASKS THE DUMBEST QUESTION LIKE IS THE DISHWASHER A ROBOT? NO REGINALD! IT ISN’T SHINY ENOUGH AND IT ONLY DOES ONE THING WHICH IS DISHES AND THAT IS DUMB. THEN HE WILL ASK IF TINFOIL IS A ROBOT? NO REGINALD THAT WOULD NOT BE COOL AT ALL! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT A ROBOT IS. I EXPLAINED THAT THEY HAVE TO WALK AROUND AND TALK TO PEOPLE SLOW LIKE JERKS.
I TRIED TO FIND HIM SOME ROBOTS ON TV FOR A WHILE BUT THERE WERE NO ROBOTS ON TV SO WE WATCHED SOMETHING ABOUT FISH ON TV INSTEAD.