VERNON IS A MONSTER
SPRING IS A GOOD TIME TO OPEN YOUR WINDOWS AND YELL STUFF AT THE PEOPLE WAY DOWN ON THE GROUND. YOU CAN YELL ALL KINDS OF THINGS LIKE “HEY STUPID CAR” OR “HELP! I AM BEING STABBED” OR “WHY DON’T YOU COME UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR SO WE CAN PUSH YOU DOWN THE STAIRS”. I AM FULL OF JERK THING TO SAY WHEN I PUT MY MIND IN IT.
AT FIRST I WANTED TO THROW FOOD THINGS OUT THE WINDOW ON THE STREET FOR SCARING PEOPLE BUT MOST FOODS DON’T THROUGH A SCREEN UNLESS THEY ARE DELICIOUS PUDDING BUT IF I HAD A PUDDING THEN I WOULD EAT IT AND NOT THROW IT OUT A WINDOW.
THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND WAS THE SPRAY BOTTLE OF WATER FOR WHEN THE CAT IS BAD OR SCRATCHING THINGS OR MEOWING LOUD OR WHEN I AM BORED. IF YOU ARE WALKING ON MY STREET AND YOU FEEL A WET THING ON YOUR NECK THEN THAT COULD BE A MONSTER TRYING TO SCARE YOU INSANE OR JUST BIRDS LEAKING BLOOD.
AT FIRST I WANTED TO THROW FOOD THINGS OUT THE WINDOW ON THE STREET FOR SCARING PEOPLE BUT MOST FOODS DON’T THROUGH A SCREEN UNLESS THEY ARE DELICIOUS PUDDING BUT IF I HAD A PUDDING THEN I WOULD EAT IT AND NOT THROW IT OUT A WINDOW.
THE ONLY THING I COULD FIND WAS THE SPRAY BOTTLE OF WATER FOR WHEN THE CAT IS BAD OR SCRATCHING THINGS OR MEOWING LOUD OR WHEN I AM BORED. IF YOU ARE WALKING ON MY STREET AND YOU FEEL A WET THING ON YOUR NECK THEN THAT COULD BE A MONSTER TRYING TO SCARE YOU INSANE OR JUST BIRDS LEAKING BLOOD.