Bug off
Let me set the scene...
I'm sitting on the living room floor, looking at the Progressive site because they'll compare the insurance rates for your car with all the other insurance companies... as I see... THIS
running at the speed of light towards me and then under my couch.
I scream. Run upstairs. Wake Rachel.
Dialogue -
R: what's wrong??
B: there's a huge frickin' bug downstairs, i need you to get up RIGHT now and kill it
R: Brielle, I'm not going to be the only person in this house killing bugs
B: I know, but I can't handle this one
R: Well, either be the couch person or the vacuum person..
B: What does the couch person require?
R: *grunts with annoyance* nevermind...
Then she begins to vacuum blindly under the couch - we heard a sucking up noise but we're not sure we got him. I hate bugs, and I'm pretty sure, they hate me too.
I'm sitting on the living room floor, looking at the Progressive site because they'll compare the insurance rates for your car with all the other insurance companies... as I see... THIS
running at the speed of light towards me and then under my couch.
I scream. Run upstairs. Wake Rachel.
Dialogue -
R: what's wrong??
B: there's a huge frickin' bug downstairs, i need you to get up RIGHT now and kill it
R: Brielle, I'm not going to be the only person in this house killing bugs
B: I know, but I can't handle this one
R: Well, either be the couch person or the vacuum person..
B: What does the couch person require?
R: *grunts with annoyance* nevermind...
Then she begins to vacuum blindly under the couch - we heard a sucking up noise but we're not sure we got him. I hate bugs, and I'm pretty sure, they hate me too.