Stolen from teh buff

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Kinda graphic, personal-type, but hey, that's what everyone wants to see/know, right? Cut in case you really don't.


Bold any statement that is true.

I have never been drunk

I have never smoked pot

I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex

I have never crashed a friend's car

I have never been to Japan

I have never ridden in a taxi

I have never had anal sex

I have never been in love

I have never had sex

I have never had sex in public

I have never been dumped (why did I laugh at this one...?)

I have never shoplifted

I have never been fired

I have never been in a fist fight (my vision still hasn't returned to normal....and probably never will)

I have never had a threesome (...and probably never will)

I have never snuck out of my parent's house

I have never been tied up (sexually) (...and probably never will)

I have never been caught masturbating

I have never pissed on myself (in my post-diaper years, obviously)

I have never had sex with a member of the same sex (...and probably never will)

I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex

I have never been arrested

I have never made out with a stranger

I have never stolen something from my job

I have never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)

I have never gone on a blind date

I have never lied to a friend (I only did it because the truth of the situation would have been more painful)

I have never had a crush on a teacher

I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans

I have never been to Europe (born there, duh)

I have never skipped school

I have never slept with a co-worker (I did grope a manager's boob, though, and she didn't fire me for it....YAHTZEE~)

I have never been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone

I have never thrown up in a bar (it was a gay bar, and I'm not gay. I believe I wrote about this in a previous journal entry)

I have never visited a site held holy by a major religion

I have never cheated on a final exam (...and probably never will)

I have never had a relationship with someone of the same-sex (I did have one with a lesbian, though...does that count? XD)

I have never been/gotten someone pregnant (...and DEFINITELY never will)