Prepare yourself for the jealousy.

[vermiciousxknid]

I got a car today. A 2003 Nissan Altima. It's gorgeous. Best part? My cousins gave it to me. Operators are standing by at the Jen Has Better Cousins Than You Foundation to help you cope with your overwhelming jealousy.



First they washed it. (Andrew and Delaney, Brenda not pictured)


They investigated the hose for a bit.


Then drove it over to me where I proceeded to look all too retarded with shock and awe and tears (of joy).