Evolution shmevolution.

[vermiciousxknid]

I was watching the news and they're thinking of taking evolution out of Florida's public school curriculum. An elderly gentleman dressed in a suit who by almost any standards would be considered intelligent upon first inspection spoke for this change and intelligent design. He held up two oranges. He says, "On the way here, I was gonna eat these oranges. But then I realized...they're first cousins of my neighbor's cat!"

I really just want to spit on that dumb fuck's face for even having thought privately to himself that that was a good argument against evolution.