Texts From My Dad
Hi, guys. All moved in, place is a mess of boxes and bags and I can't find anything (cat food, light bulbs, Taylor Pork Roll from Uncle Matt - shit). Kill m
e before I have to move again. New address: XXXXX University Pk. (nope, no university anywhere around. Hey, give me the stupid street naming job. Here g
oes: Rule One - 4 letters, 5 max for very rare exceptions and crybabies. Rule Two - no patriotic names, i.e. Freedom Highway. Morons!! It's jus
t simplistic and meaningless blue collar feel-good symbolism, while you SUCKERS continue to ignorantly vote for liars and fascists that dismantle our free
doms that you think you're caring about). Street naming czar, keep it simple. Livonia, MI 48512 Crap I'm in Wayne County. Double my insurance rates.
e before I have to move again. New address: XXXXX University Pk. (nope, no university anywhere around. Hey, give me the stupid street naming job. Here g
oes: Rule One - 4 letters, 5 max for very rare exceptions and crybabies. Rule Two - no patriotic names, i.e. Freedom Highway. Morons!! It's jus
t simplistic and meaningless blue collar feel-good symbolism, while you SUCKERS continue to ignorantly vote for liars and fascists that dismantle our free
doms that you think you're caring about). Street naming czar, keep it simple. Livonia, MI 48512 Crap I'm in Wayne County. Double my insurance rates.