Also, Vegan Marshmallows Were Present
List of awesome things that happened at Classy Town on New Year's Eve so I never forget them, starting at about 2 pm through about 5 am:
Snoodling and watching Ghostbusters in the make out nook with Charlie
Finding enough ingredients in the cupboard to make cupcakes without having to go to the store
Hopping into bed with Night Shift Alison to help her wake up for the evening, talking and giggling about boys, requesting french fries for dinner
Jay and Charlie going to the store anyway to get stuff to make dinner
My condiment-dependent friends refusing to eat until Jimmy showed up with the Veganaise
Alison and Jay being talked into wearing ridiculous little booty shorts for the evening
Dinner of fake chicken sandwiches with avocado, french fries, and greens (which I ate!)
Cramming 7 people in the make out nook to warm Claire up after her bike ride home from work in 14-degree weather
A new game invented while said 7 people were crammed in the make out nook called Try to Take Off Your Pants - Right Now!
All participants succeeding
BUILDING A FUCKING BAD-ASS FORT that took up the entire upstairs of Classy Town, including a tunnel down the staircase
Ryan and Patrick showing up, and Ryan obeying orders to remove his pants upon arrival, without questions (in the fort!)
Al playing her accordion for us (in the fort!)
Inter-gender wrestling (in the fort!)
Playing Apples to Apples with a twist, where the winner of each round gets kissed by the judge, with consent of course (in the fort!)
People who hadn't eaten making themselves dinner while the rest of us spooned in the fort, joking about both definitions of "sandwich" and how Alison is passionate about each of them
Jimmy and Alison thinking they couldn't fit in the spoon train and heading to the make out nook instead, then debating what would entice all of us to join them more: hand jobs or a baby panda
Engineering a 9-person spoon train so that everyone still at the party was cuddling (in the fort!)
All managing to roll over without destroying the train while still fitting in the fort, to try to make Jay's knees feel better (in the fort!)
Alison enticing a few people to watch David Attenborough videos downstairs
Seeing Charlie in a bath robe
Heading back to Whisker City with my main squeeze Ryan and having some alone time for talking and kissing before passing out at about 7 am, having one of our best talks yet. That kid is so amazing.
Follow up: Jay and I are going into the saucy board game business. 2010 is all set up to rule.
Snoodling and watching Ghostbusters in the make out nook with Charlie
Finding enough ingredients in the cupboard to make cupcakes without having to go to the store
Hopping into bed with Night Shift Alison to help her wake up for the evening, talking and giggling about boys, requesting french fries for dinner
Jay and Charlie going to the store anyway to get stuff to make dinner
My condiment-dependent friends refusing to eat until Jimmy showed up with the Veganaise
Alison and Jay being talked into wearing ridiculous little booty shorts for the evening
Dinner of fake chicken sandwiches with avocado, french fries, and greens (which I ate!)
Cramming 7 people in the make out nook to warm Claire up after her bike ride home from work in 14-degree weather
A new game invented while said 7 people were crammed in the make out nook called Try to Take Off Your Pants - Right Now!
All participants succeeding
BUILDING A FUCKING BAD-ASS FORT that took up the entire upstairs of Classy Town, including a tunnel down the staircase
Ryan and Patrick showing up, and Ryan obeying orders to remove his pants upon arrival, without questions (in the fort!)
Al playing her accordion for us (in the fort!)
Inter-gender wrestling (in the fort!)
Playing Apples to Apples with a twist, where the winner of each round gets kissed by the judge, with consent of course (in the fort!)
People who hadn't eaten making themselves dinner while the rest of us spooned in the fort, joking about both definitions of "sandwich" and how Alison is passionate about each of them
Jimmy and Alison thinking they couldn't fit in the spoon train and heading to the make out nook instead, then debating what would entice all of us to join them more: hand jobs or a baby panda
Engineering a 9-person spoon train so that everyone still at the party was cuddling (in the fort!)
All managing to roll over without destroying the train while still fitting in the fort, to try to make Jay's knees feel better (in the fort!)
Alison enticing a few people to watch David Attenborough videos downstairs
Seeing Charlie in a bath robe
Heading back to Whisker City with my main squeeze Ryan and having some alone time for talking and kissing before passing out at about 7 am, having one of our best talks yet. That kid is so amazing.
Follow up: Jay and I are going into the saucy board game business. 2010 is all set up to rule.