chirp chirp chirp - AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Insomnia sucks. It really does. And I’m ready to strangle that damn cricket. I don’t know where it is. It must be in the wall or something. I have hunted it down from the family room to the hallway to the bathroom and back. I can’t find the thing! Ahhhhh! Ya know, I generally like cricket sounds at night, but when I’m outside! Not inside my house! It’s driving me insane. This is not helping my insomnia. Maybe I’ll watch “Dream for an Insomniac.” I won’t fall asleep during it, but at least I can empathize with Frankie. And now, I sign off the computer for the third time with a great quote from a brilliant author:
Everywhere, creatures
Are falling asleep.
The Collapsible Frink
Just collapsed in a heap.
To the others before,
I am able to give you
The Who's-Asleep-Score:
Right now, forty thousand
Four hundred and four
Creatures are happily,
Deeply in slumber.
I think you'll agree
That's a whopping fine number.
--Dr. Seuss, The Sleep Book