De Nile, It's Not A River In Egypt
Ok so faithbeckett asked me to write this lets be honest...how could I turn down Becks, OR the opportunity to write some Puck slash?
Anyway, so mild spoilers for Season 2, Episode 1 of Glee, Audition, if you haven't seen it yet. And when I say mild I mean kinda really mild.
Puck and Sam. Bless little Disney Channel Sam!
Oh side note...who knew the mean horrible bully jocks were called Dave and Azimio?! imdb.com knew!
Side note 2: Thank you SO much mrstotten for being the best beta in the world!
Ok so it’s not like Puck is gay or anything, or that he wants to sign up for a starring role in “Homo Explosion 2, Puck does Limer” but he has to admit he has always been kinda curious about what it would feel like to kiss a dude. After all he's kissed so many girls it’s only natural right? Puckmeister needs to spread the love around a bit, let the other sex get a piece of this fine ass.
If Puck were honest, he's bored of High School girls, bored of Santana prancing around with her new boobs, no matter how hot they are, and they really are hot. Bored of Brittney trying to get into everyone's pants just so she can beat Puck's impressive record. He's even kinda bored of Cougars. Its gets old quickly, no pun intended. It was just no fun anymore, was way too easy. And That’s where the thought of guys came in, it was a new challenge, one that Puck was more than happy to rise to, pun totally intended.
So it’s not really his fault that he finds himself now currently trying his hardest to push Sam through the cold metal of the lockers as Sam groans into his mouth.
Just to explain how this crazy messed up situation came about. Puck had been in the locker room, pissed that Finn got thrown off the team, because no matter how much Puck wants to punch Finn in the face, Finn is Puck's oldest friend and he kinda misses having him around. Just as he feels like punching something in walks Sam. Sam with his stupidly floppy hair and his crazy big mouth and he looks scared and that pissed Puck off even more even though its good to know that he still has that certain Puckerman charm. He's been nothing but nice to the kid, minus the big mouth comment. But to be fair that was kind of a compliant, or compliment, or whatever the word is.
“Can I ask you something?” Sam said, his voice is all whiny and pathetic making Puck even more angry.
He sighed before he answered “Make it quick, Samantha.” He didn't know where Samantha came from but it makes slightly more sense than Finessa and Puck was pleased with himself because Sam looked slightly less scared and a bit pissed. Puck could do with a decent fight.
“How do you do it?”
“What? Be outstandingly good looking?”
Sam sighed and shook his head, his hair falling into his eyes and Puck suddenly had the urge to either brush it back or punch him, and he didn't know which urge is stronger.
“No, be in Glee and do football.” Sam asked, taking a step till he was close enough that Puck could see the sweat on his face, making his hair stick to his forehead and Puck is a little unnerved that he actually noticed that. He's not gay, honestly.
“Well dude, I'm a god with a guitar and I can rock the football field like no one's business. So it’s just natural.” Puck grinned his trademark Puck grin and Sam smiled back, brushing his hair out of his eyes. Thank god. “People like Finn have to try really hard.” Puck thought he would just add a little dig to Finn in there, but was surprised when Sam's eye lit up.
“Finn has a really good voice.” Sam sounded just like a girl harping on about Joe Jonas and how he's so dreamy and Puck again wanted to punch him. Puck was so much more badass than Finn yet Sam was mooning over Finn, not that Puck was jealous or anything. No way dude.
“Actually he tries really hard.” Puck knew he sounded childish, what would Berry say? Petulant, that was it. “So you gonna join Glee?” Puck asked, he didn’t know what he wanted Sam to say, because if he said yes he could look at his mouth all day, if he said no he could put aside his homo tendencies once and for all.
“Dunno man.” Sam answered, “Don't want Biest to kick me off the team just for joining, but I had fun singing with you...I mean, all of you.” Puck grinned again at the way Sam hurriedly added “all of you” in there and took a step forward because honestly, if he was gonna kiss a dude, he might as well kiss Sam, cos he was cute and all. In a kinda Disney Channel way, but still cute, and he was scared enough of Puck that he wasn't going to run his mouth off about it. His mouth. Puck really needed to stop thinking about his mouth and just get on and do it.
So that’s what Puck did. He took one more step, pushed Sam hard against the lockers, watched as Sam's eyes went wide and he cowered slightly as if he was expecting a punch and then Puck kissed him. Sam went rigid for a second before practically melting into Puck. Damn straight, Puck knew he was a good kisser, just the right amount of pressure, making them know that Puck was in control, and that he could have them anyway he wanted.
So that's how Puck ended up pressing his body into Sam's against the football lockers with Sam moaning into his mouth.
Kissing a dude wasn't that much different to kissing a girl. Except with a guy he had to remember that there were things below that Puck wasn't sure he wanted to remember just right now. Things that moved on their own accord like his own was doing right now.
To be fair it wasn't Puck's fault, Puck Junior had a mind of its own and Sam was kinda grinding into him so there was nothing he could do except oblige the kid and grind back. He had to admit that it didn't feel bad, in fact it felt really good. Especially when Sam hooked a leg round his and pulled him that much closer.
He was going to have to do some serious damage control if this ever got out but right then he didn't really care.
That was before the locker room door slammed open and the sounds of the rest of the football team filled the room. Puck and Sam sprang apart and Puck was pleased at the well kissed look of Sam. His lips were red from Pucks manly stubble and he was panting slightly. Dave and Azimio, the two most Neanderthal guys on the team (yes Puck knows words like Neanderthal thank you) flanked Puck and looked at Sam. They both laughed.
“You showing the new quarterback how's it’s done around here Puck?” Dave asked, Azimio gave him a high five behind Puck's back. Yeah good one douche bag, that totally deserved a high five.
“Yeah.” Puck answered, staring at Sam. “Play your cards right Sambo and that might happen again.” Puck tried to sound threatening. Hang on a second, Puck always sounds threatening, but Dave and Azimio caught on to that and laughed like Puck had punch Sam.
“I love it when Puck goes all badass.” Dave muttered as they both walked away. Puck grinned at Sam and he grinned back.
“See you at Glee, kid.” Puck said as he walked away, not giving Sam the chance to answer back.
So Puck likes kissing dudes, doesn't mean he's gay. Got it?
Anyway, so mild spoilers for Season 2, Episode 1 of Glee, Audition, if you haven't seen it yet. And when I say mild I mean kinda really mild.
Puck and Sam. Bless little Disney Channel Sam!
Oh side note...who knew the mean horrible bully jocks were called Dave and Azimio?! imdb.com knew!
Side note 2: Thank you SO much mrstotten for being the best beta in the world!
Ok so it’s not like Puck is gay or anything, or that he wants to sign up for a starring role in “Homo Explosion 2, Puck does Limer” but he has to admit he has always been kinda curious about what it would feel like to kiss a dude. After all he's kissed so many girls it’s only natural right? Puckmeister needs to spread the love around a bit, let the other sex get a piece of this fine ass.
If Puck were honest, he's bored of High School girls, bored of Santana prancing around with her new boobs, no matter how hot they are, and they really are hot. Bored of Brittney trying to get into everyone's pants just so she can beat Puck's impressive record. He's even kinda bored of Cougars. Its gets old quickly, no pun intended. It was just no fun anymore, was way too easy. And That’s where the thought of guys came in, it was a new challenge, one that Puck was more than happy to rise to, pun totally intended.
So it’s not really his fault that he finds himself now currently trying his hardest to push Sam through the cold metal of the lockers as Sam groans into his mouth.
Just to explain how this crazy messed up situation came about. Puck had been in the locker room, pissed that Finn got thrown off the team, because no matter how much Puck wants to punch Finn in the face, Finn is Puck's oldest friend and he kinda misses having him around. Just as he feels like punching something in walks Sam. Sam with his stupidly floppy hair and his crazy big mouth and he looks scared and that pissed Puck off even more even though its good to know that he still has that certain Puckerman charm. He's been nothing but nice to the kid, minus the big mouth comment. But to be fair that was kind of a compliant, or compliment, or whatever the word is.
“Can I ask you something?” Sam said, his voice is all whiny and pathetic making Puck even more angry.
He sighed before he answered “Make it quick, Samantha.” He didn't know where Samantha came from but it makes slightly more sense than Finessa and Puck was pleased with himself because Sam looked slightly less scared and a bit pissed. Puck could do with a decent fight.
“How do you do it?”
“What? Be outstandingly good looking?”
Sam sighed and shook his head, his hair falling into his eyes and Puck suddenly had the urge to either brush it back or punch him, and he didn't know which urge is stronger.
“No, be in Glee and do football.” Sam asked, taking a step till he was close enough that Puck could see the sweat on his face, making his hair stick to his forehead and Puck is a little unnerved that he actually noticed that. He's not gay, honestly.
“Well dude, I'm a god with a guitar and I can rock the football field like no one's business. So it’s just natural.” Puck grinned his trademark Puck grin and Sam smiled back, brushing his hair out of his eyes. Thank god. “People like Finn have to try really hard.” Puck thought he would just add a little dig to Finn in there, but was surprised when Sam's eye lit up.
“Finn has a really good voice.” Sam sounded just like a girl harping on about Joe Jonas and how he's so dreamy and Puck again wanted to punch him. Puck was so much more badass than Finn yet Sam was mooning over Finn, not that Puck was jealous or anything. No way dude.
“Actually he tries really hard.” Puck knew he sounded childish, what would Berry say? Petulant, that was it. “So you gonna join Glee?” Puck asked, he didn’t know what he wanted Sam to say, because if he said yes he could look at his mouth all day, if he said no he could put aside his homo tendencies once and for all.
“Dunno man.” Sam answered, “Don't want Biest to kick me off the team just for joining, but I had fun singing with you...I mean, all of you.” Puck grinned again at the way Sam hurriedly added “all of you” in there and took a step forward because honestly, if he was gonna kiss a dude, he might as well kiss Sam, cos he was cute and all. In a kinda Disney Channel way, but still cute, and he was scared enough of Puck that he wasn't going to run his mouth off about it. His mouth. Puck really needed to stop thinking about his mouth and just get on and do it.
So that’s what Puck did. He took one more step, pushed Sam hard against the lockers, watched as Sam's eyes went wide and he cowered slightly as if he was expecting a punch and then Puck kissed him. Sam went rigid for a second before practically melting into Puck. Damn straight, Puck knew he was a good kisser, just the right amount of pressure, making them know that Puck was in control, and that he could have them anyway he wanted.
So that's how Puck ended up pressing his body into Sam's against the football lockers with Sam moaning into his mouth.
Kissing a dude wasn't that much different to kissing a girl. Except with a guy he had to remember that there were things below that Puck wasn't sure he wanted to remember just right now. Things that moved on their own accord like his own was doing right now.
To be fair it wasn't Puck's fault, Puck Junior had a mind of its own and Sam was kinda grinding into him so there was nothing he could do except oblige the kid and grind back. He had to admit that it didn't feel bad, in fact it felt really good. Especially when Sam hooked a leg round his and pulled him that much closer.
He was going to have to do some serious damage control if this ever got out but right then he didn't really care.
That was before the locker room door slammed open and the sounds of the rest of the football team filled the room. Puck and Sam sprang apart and Puck was pleased at the well kissed look of Sam. His lips were red from Pucks manly stubble and he was panting slightly. Dave and Azimio, the two most Neanderthal guys on the team (yes Puck knows words like Neanderthal thank you) flanked Puck and looked at Sam. They both laughed.
“You showing the new quarterback how's it’s done around here Puck?” Dave asked, Azimio gave him a high five behind Puck's back. Yeah good one douche bag, that totally deserved a high five.
“Yeah.” Puck answered, staring at Sam. “Play your cards right Sambo and that might happen again.” Puck tried to sound threatening. Hang on a second, Puck always sounds threatening, but Dave and Azimio caught on to that and laughed like Puck had punch Sam.
“I love it when Puck goes all badass.” Dave muttered as they both walked away. Puck grinned at Sam and he grinned back.
“See you at Glee, kid.” Puck said as he walked away, not giving Sam the chance to answer back.
So Puck likes kissing dudes, doesn't mean he's gay. Got it?