"Your planet's weird," Mike's unnaturally blue eyes start at him across Harvey's office and Harvey snorts as he takes a sip of his coffee, having come to terms with the fact that Mike isn't insane and is actually from another planet, one that Harvey can't even spell let alone pronounce.
"I thought we established that a) no matter how awesome I am its not my planet and b) we weren't going to mention this in work any more," he smiles indulgently as Mike sticks his tongue out at him across the office and sighs.
"I just don't get the strange dance you humans do around each other when you want to fornicate," he says shaking his head, still staring at Harvey but his gaze is more pointed now and Harvey's just about to answer when he hears Mike voice in his head (another thing Harvey's finally gotten used to) I can assure you Harvey, I can physically fornicate with humans just fine, and Harvey chokes on his coffee.
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"I thought we established that a) no matter how awesome I am its not my planet and b) we weren't going to mention this in work any more," he smiles indulgently as Mike sticks his tongue out at him across the office and sighs.
"I just don't get the strange dance you humans do around each other when you want to fornicate," he says shaking his head, still staring at Harvey but his gaze is more pointed now and Harvey's just about to answer when he hears Mike voice in his head (another thing Harvey's finally gotten used to) I can assure you Harvey, I can physically fornicate with humans just fine, and Harvey chokes on his coffee.
Yeah...I....
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Mike should show Harvey. Teach him all about alien anatomy. Because...well, for educational purposes. 0:)
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(well, that's just silly. I already love you forever. I'll draw you a pretty picture instead.) ;)
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I am currently stuck on a Suits/SPN fusion right now. Wrote 2.500 words on the train coming home this evening so we will see where it goes.
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