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Three Things
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Matt
2. Marglock the 8th
3. Matty boy
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. KrunkasaurusRexx
2. ceMATTerygates
3. XipunchbabiesX
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my tits
2. gigantic balls
3. sw33t rippling biceps
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. giant nipples
2. my taint
3. belly button
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. English
3. English
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. spiders that live in my yard and only have 7 legs cuz they got into a death battle and won but lost a leg and still keep killing shit.
2. old people driving
3. the ebola virus
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. fo-hawk
2. b0nerz
3. sweet camo wallet
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. undies
2. "baller" shorts
3. beanie
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Dark funeral
2. the blood hound gang
3. and currently maiden
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (currently, anyway)
1. the 1st song of ISIS's oceanic
2. down-stone the crow
3. at the gates-terminal spirit disease
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. boners,boobs,and beer
2. someone who will watch shark week with me
3. someone who likes spooning
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I was spawned from the dark lord satans loins
2. I climbed Mount Everest without the aid of oxygen tanks
3. Chicks dig me
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. eyeballs
2. sense of humor
3. ability to drink too much
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. drinking booze
2. clubbing baby harp seals and making their pelts into astro jumps
3. tending to my flock of gargoyles
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. fight a bear
2. get drizzle
3. go back in time to last night and not eat a friar frank and those nachos at the game last night. my butt hurts
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. pimp mack daddy
2. Naked mole rat milker extraordinair
3. stay at home ninja
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. hell, montana
2. Australlia, for the purpose of killing all the camels spiders
3. antartica, so i can get in sweet battles with aliens and predators
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Lavontisha
2. the RZA
3. Damien
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. see a donkey show
2. fight a shark
3. eat a baby
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A DUDE:
1. i have gigantic balls
2. i fart whenever i want
3. if my shit itches, matt scratches
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A DUDETTE:
1. i have a manginer
2. i am good at deep throating things
3. i bleed once a month
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. p-diddy
2. titty slips
3. predator
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. a shark
2. a bear
3. a tornado
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Matt
2. Marglock the 8th
3. Matty boy
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. KrunkasaurusRexx
2. ceMATTerygates
3. XipunchbabiesX
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my tits
2. gigantic balls
3. sw33t rippling biceps
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. giant nipples
2. my taint
3. belly button
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. English
3. English
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. spiders that live in my yard and only have 7 legs cuz they got into a death battle and won but lost a leg and still keep killing shit.
2. old people driving
3. the ebola virus
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. fo-hawk
2. b0nerz
3. sweet camo wallet
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. undies
2. "baller" shorts
3. beanie
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Dark funeral
2. the blood hound gang
3. and currently maiden
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (currently, anyway)
1. the 1st song of ISIS's oceanic
2. down-stone the crow
3. at the gates-terminal spirit disease
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. boners,boobs,and beer
2. someone who will watch shark week with me
3. someone who likes spooning
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I was spawned from the dark lord satans loins
2. I climbed Mount Everest without the aid of oxygen tanks
3. Chicks dig me
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. eyeballs
2. sense of humor
3. ability to drink too much
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. drinking booze
2. clubbing baby harp seals and making their pelts into astro jumps
3. tending to my flock of gargoyles
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. fight a bear
2. get drizzle
3. go back in time to last night and not eat a friar frank and those nachos at the game last night. my butt hurts
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. pimp mack daddy
2. Naked mole rat milker extraordinair
3. stay at home ninja
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. hell, montana
2. Australlia, for the purpose of killing all the camels spiders
3. antartica, so i can get in sweet battles with aliens and predators
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Lavontisha
2. the RZA
3. Damien
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. see a donkey show
2. fight a shark
3. eat a baby
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A DUDE:
1. i have gigantic balls
2. i fart whenever i want
3. if my shit itches, matt scratches
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A DUDETTE:
1. i have a manginer
2. i am good at deep throating things
3. i bleed once a month
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. p-diddy
2. titty slips
3. predator
THREE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
1. a shark
2. a bear
3. a tornado