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[veritaphobia]

Hello? Hello?

-There it goes.

[ drip. drip. drip. ]

Right.

I suspect there's a lot of questions I should be asking. But it looks like I'm not the only person this has happened to. So my first one is... well, has anyone got a towel I could borrow? I'd really appreciate the help. It's my first time in the area.