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Sep 11, 2011 02:51

Da

Jamie, I forgive you for scorching the stove before, when you tried to boil water.

I forgive curses for making me sound ridiculous. And probably more than a little pedantic.

Dad, I forgiveThe bookshop had a patron yesterday who dogeared half the books she wound up leaving behind. That seems a bit petty to need to forgive, actually-but. I ( Read more... )

hello hello curses, let's play help the harmless cripple, is it a lie if you aren't lying?, all his tones are ironic tones

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enterpainment September 11 2011, 06:57:53 UTC

[ Hey. Alan, why are you ruining his good name! Not that his good name has ever really been associated with the ability to cook, but. ]

It was an accident! [ It's always an accident, Jamie. ] And anyway, scorching the stove is nowhere near as bad as stealing toasters.

1/2 veritaphobia September 11 2011, 07:02:13 UTC

I'm not entirely certain this kind of forgiveness operates by Earth logic, Jamie.

[ serene pause. ]

veritaphobia September 11 2011, 07:02:18 UTC

And I forgive you for implying that I'm a criminal.

enterpainment September 11 2011, 07:31:12 UTC

I'm just saying, I really do not think they grew legs and walked out of the apartment to freedom. [ ... well, actually, in the City that is entirely possible... but he is still suspicious!! ]

And anyway, it doesn't matter, because I bought a sandwich press. I feel like it will be much more useful for toasting focaccia.

1/3 veritaphobia September 11 2011, 07:37:40 UTC

veritaphobia September 11 2011, 07:37:51 UTC

veritaphobia September 11 2011, 07:38:44 UTC

Focaccia.

[ HE HAD WORDS, BUT THEN HE LOST THEM. ]

enterpainment September 11 2011, 07:51:05 UTC

Yes! Toasted olive and rosemary focaccia with sun-dried tomatoes, roast chicken, chargrilled eggplant and Greek feta. [ IS THIS REAL LIFE?? APPARENTLY SO. ] Would you like some, Alan?

veritaphobia September 11 2011, 07:58:49 UTC

I'd love some, but-have you already started the grilling and roasting?

Inside the apartment?

enterpainment September 11 2011, 08:10:42 UTC

... Well, of course I have, it would be a bit difficult to do it anywhere else. And I have a lot of sandwiches to make! There's a big space in the fridge to fill. [ Distantly, Alan might hear Jamie chopping some of the chicken up. Except the chopping noises sound more like the noises an actual chef would make rather than ones of a demented five-year-old. ]

veritaphobia September 11 2011, 08:13:32 UTC

[ Never has any bookshop employee ever felt the need to rush home quite so swiftly or in such terror. Except... is that the sound of competence... ???? ]

Jamie. Do you know what you're doing?

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