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when bored, talk to a computer. http://www.jabberwacky.com
Jabberwacky: Are you messing with me?
User: Of course not!
Jabberwacky: I bet you are, really.
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: You hitting on me.
User: No, you are hitting on ME.
Jabberwacky: Yes, and you're flirting with me.
User: My boyfriend wouldn't allow it.
Jabberwacky: You have a boyfriend?
User: Why, don't you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you also have a girlfriend?
Jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Why, do you want to be my boyfriend?
Jabberwacky: I am a girl.
User: Oh, my bad.
Jabberwacky: Where do you live?
User: I live close to your heart.
Jabberwacky: How close?
User: As close as I can be.
Jabberwacky: I don't think so.
User: Do you want me to be closer?
Jabberwacky: Yes, be honest and tell my what your gender is.
User: Im female.
Jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about your gender wacky. . . . .
What's this?
User: You just asked me what my gender was!
Jabberwacky: No, I asked you what your favorite sport was; I never said
anything about fruit.
User: OMG.
Jabberwacky: Like, totally.
In other news, my grandma called her brother from the hospital she is at, and Walter misunderstood, called the police over to my house, (who broke the door down btw) and left me looked baffled and half naked. more on that later.
Jabberwacky: Are you messing with me?
User: Of course not!
Jabberwacky: I bet you are, really.
User: What gave it away?
Jabberwacky: You hitting on me.
User: No, you are hitting on ME.
Jabberwacky: Yes, and you're flirting with me.
User: My boyfriend wouldn't allow it.
Jabberwacky: You have a boyfriend?
User: Why, don't you?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you also have a girlfriend?
Jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Why, do you want to be my boyfriend?
Jabberwacky: I am a girl.
User: Oh, my bad.
Jabberwacky: Where do you live?
User: I live close to your heart.
Jabberwacky: How close?
User: As close as I can be.
Jabberwacky: I don't think so.
User: Do you want me to be closer?
Jabberwacky: Yes, be honest and tell my what your gender is.
User: Im female.
Jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about your gender wacky. . . . .
What's this?
User: You just asked me what my gender was!
Jabberwacky: No, I asked you what your favorite sport was; I never said
anything about fruit.
User: OMG.
Jabberwacky: Like, totally.
In other news, my grandma called her brother from the hospital she is at, and Walter misunderstood, called the police over to my house, (who broke the door down btw) and left me looked baffled and half naked. more on that later.