Huh.
So Untitled Teenage Waaaaaahmbrose Fic may actually be Leona vs. the Pickup Artists, Round 348789. Observe:
"I, uh... I'll think about it," he said, regaining his composure, and flashed her his best ladykiller grin.
Leona pressed her lips together.
"I'm not a realtor, Jasper," she said impatiently. "You don't get an escrow."
...But why would she even be interested in Jasper in the first place? He's dumb as a shoe.
"I, uh... I'll think about it," he said, regaining his composure, and flashed her his best ladykiller grin.
Leona pressed her lips together.
"I'm not a realtor, Jasper," she said impatiently. "You don't get an escrow."
...But why would she even be interested in Jasper in the first place? He's dumb as a shoe.