Dec 22, 2006 06:42
What the FUCK did I ever do to God? What, it's just funny to kick the same fucking kid when he's down?
It's amazing.I see these motherfuckers, like Adam. Funny twig skinny, no real body fat to speak of. They do FUCKING JACK SHIT. They dont deserve that shit. Fucking eat a whole goddamn pizza, cupcakes, snack foods, fried chicken, fast food. I see these mother fuckers eat anything that's mildly edible. They run mayve for a month to three out of the year. And get to stay so god damn fucking tiny. THEY DONT FUCKING DESERVE THAT. THEY DONT. FUCKING. DESERVE. THAT.
WHat about us god? Huh? You fucking PRICK! Give all the goodies to one basket all the time. Good for fucking you you arrogant piece of shit sonufabitch FUCK YOU. Gee, let's give the one kid skinny without effort...naturally pseudo-athletic..good hair, throw in a decent complexion...hell lets make it so every girl in the tristate fucking area wants to jump him. And hell, let's make him good at that too. Now lets pair him up with Seth. Overweight despite any and all effort to the contrary. Excercise, diet after diet, pills, nah. None of thats gonna work. We need to stay fuckin jiggly so the first one can look better by comparison. Hell lets give him another skinny ass friend that does jack shit. Fuck, throw in two more. Shit, how bout all of em? Lets let him be the god damn fucking fat kid. Let him cry himself to sleep at night. Let him struggle and writhe and work so he can still be an ugly fat piece of shit while everyone that never did a god damn thing winks and gets laid. That seems like a good idea. Let the fat kid toss and turn at 5:40 in the morning because there's nothing he can do about it. Because he is fat. Because he is short. Because he's had bad dandruff ever since he can remember. Because he got fucking insects under his skin that scarred his arms. Because he has marks from the muscle he almost had, that never faded. Because he's a hairy motherfucker less he watches himself. Let's fuck his face up. Let's scar it up on either side of the big ass nose we'll stick straight in the middle of his fucking face. Let's make it so his body scars itself up, for no reason. Yeah...yeah there we go. SHit, throw in another skinny kid near him. There we go. Now add a bunch of bitches that love to tell him about how fucking hot his friends are. Him? Oh. He gets friend shelves. WHo the fuck wants to date the fat ugly kid with bad hair and a bad complexion. Shit, he's probably bad in bed too.
God knows he's fucking abyssal in every other way possible.