I'll make chopinston pay for this!
Thank him for this crazy yet hilarious Drabble Maker. I was speechless and suddenly ROFLMAO-ed hard after finished reading his selfcest Denmark x Chopin drabble. The generator was too addictive and full of crack. Let me show you some.
Title: The Cabbage Prince
Pairing: Doujima/Adachi
Rating: General for cuteness.
Warnings: Read on your own risk.
Doujima was walking through a malevolent meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an open little cabbage lying under a tree. Doujima skipped over to see the dear thing and was moaning to find that he was hurt! A policetape had pierced his incredible little back and he whimpered shamelessly with the pain.
"My hard little friend," Doujima said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the policetape, as gently as he could. The cabbage cried out and Doujima's heart ached, like Chie did to Yosuke. "You'll be all right," Doujima whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Adachi and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Adachi up in his arms, Doujima carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Doujima nursed Adachi, cleaning his back and feeding him Phonecall-brand cabbage chow.
On the eighth night, Adachi climbed into bed with Doujima. He burrowed under the covers and furiously cut Doujima's hip. It made Doujima giggle and he cuddled close to Adachi, stroking his hair and singing quickly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Doujima hurried home so he could curl up with Adachi. It gave him a delicious feeling whenever Adachi cut his hip.
Then one night, Adachi looked up at Doujima and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a vast prince."
Doujima screamed manly, he was so surprised. How could a cabbage talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Adachi said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Doujima said and kissed Adachi on his hair. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a vast prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Adachi," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Doujima said.
"See?" Adachi said and showed Doujima the scar from the policetape on his back. Then he kissed Doujima and they tumbled in the Inaba police office and did a lot of very melancholy things, some of them involving a sparkling Magatsu Izanagi.
"I love you," Adachi said when they were done. Doujima clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Adachi had stashed away.
And if Adachi didn't know about Doujima's visits to the cabbage sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
/now brb reminiscencing
Very warm Kuma-hug for new friends from Persona 4 friending meme, idiocracy amd heythereyazy. My name is Shou, but you could call me Kechap. Currently re-loving Cabbage monster, Adachi's ass, and Izanagi/Izanami or Souji/Izanami. This journal mostly consist of fanscream and memes, and a bit RL rants. My other main fandoms are Axis Power Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Sengoku Basara (anime only), Persona 3, Otomen, Gundam 00, etc.
Questions are accepted. Would you like to check the intro post or filling contact post?
Title: The Cabbage Prince
Pairing: Doujima/Adachi
Rating: General for cuteness.
Warnings: Read on your own risk.
Doujima was walking through a malevolent meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an open little cabbage lying under a tree. Doujima skipped over to see the dear thing and was moaning to find that he was hurt! A policetape had pierced his incredible little back and he whimpered shamelessly with the pain.
"My hard little friend," Doujima said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the policetape, as gently as he could. The cabbage cried out and Doujima's heart ached, like Chie did to Yosuke. "You'll be all right," Doujima whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Adachi and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Adachi up in his arms, Doujima carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Doujima nursed Adachi, cleaning his back and feeding him Phonecall-brand cabbage chow.
On the eighth night, Adachi climbed into bed with Doujima. He burrowed under the covers and furiously cut Doujima's hip. It made Doujima giggle and he cuddled close to Adachi, stroking his hair and singing quickly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Doujima hurried home so he could curl up with Adachi. It gave him a delicious feeling whenever Adachi cut his hip.
Then one night, Adachi looked up at Doujima and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a vast prince."
Doujima screamed manly, he was so surprised. How could a cabbage talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Adachi said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Doujima said and kissed Adachi on his hair. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a vast prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Adachi," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Doujima said.
"See?" Adachi said and showed Doujima the scar from the policetape on his back. Then he kissed Doujima and they tumbled in the Inaba police office and did a lot of very melancholy things, some of them involving a sparkling Magatsu Izanagi.
"I love you," Adachi said when they were done. Doujima clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Adachi had stashed away.
And if Adachi didn't know about Doujima's visits to the cabbage sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
/now brb reminiscencing
Very warm Kuma-hug for new friends from Persona 4 friending meme, idiocracy amd heythereyazy. My name is Shou, but you could call me Kechap. Currently re-loving Cabbage monster, Adachi's ass, and Izanagi/Izanami or Souji/Izanami. This journal mostly consist of fanscream and memes, and a bit RL rants. My other main fandoms are Axis Power Hetalia, Kuroshitsuji, Sengoku Basara (anime only), Persona 3, Otomen, Gundam 00, etc.
Questions are accepted. Would you like to check the intro post or filling contact post?