ON STRIPPER!AUs:
GosaiSon - Carol/haspokemon
tackleglomp - Julie/verdoyant
GosaiSon: TAKE IT ALL OFF, RED
GosaiSon: AU
GosaiSon: /SHOT
GosaiSon: actually i take that back
tackleglomp: ............
GosaiSon: he'd suck at being a stripper.
tackleglomp: sldfja;lkje;aklsjd
GosaiSon: he'd just stand there.
GosaiSon: and undress.
GosaiSon: and wonder why people are just :|
tackleglomp: NO BUT HE'D BE LIKE
tackleglomp: the special special stripper that comes around only once a month
tackleglomp: known as THE Red
GosaiSon: o mai
tackleglomp: and everyone would come out to see him
tackleglomp: and his show is like, completely silent, no music XD
tackleglomp: he just undresses
tackleglomp: BUT PEOPLE FIND IT HOT ANYWAY
tackleglomp: IT'S FUCKING RED, WHY WOULDN'T THEY
GosaiSon: actually what would look really good is
GosaiSon: if he's battling
GosaiSon: and every time his pokemon faints
GosaiSon: he takes off some clothes
GosaiSon: like strip poker except with pokemon
tackleglomp: ....... I want this to be a convention skit, if convention skits were allowed to be naked
GosaiSon: PFFFFFFT
GosaiSon: strip battle?
tackleglomp: oh my god Carol
tackleglomp: if Red and Green in RTV ever battle again make them play this
tackleglomp: please please
GosaiSon: JLAFKJLGJG HEY LARKY
GosaiSon: DIDJA HEAR THAT?
GosaiSon: oh god, it'd be so...
GosaiSon: wow.
tackleglomp: BONERS, BONERS EVERYWHERE
GosaiSon: jaklfajfljag
GosaiSon: A GOOD ONE
GosaiSon: Red pulling off his shirt and throwing it aside
GosaiSon: as he pulls out his next pokeball
GosaiSon: Green unzipping his jacket and sliding it off his shoulders
GosaiSon: as he picks another ball off his belt
tackleglomp: sdfa;lksjd;lkj;f
GosaiSon: the glaring spotlight
GosaiSon: sweaty bodies
GosaiSon: intense faces
GosaiSon: >w>;;;
tackleglomp: My mind just keeps going back to this
GosaiSon: 8D
GosaiSon: 8DDDb
tackleglomp: 8DDDDD
GosaiSon: i love that set of art
tackleglomp: me tooooo
GosaiSon: with the bad boys
GosaiSon: *w*
GosaiSon: Mmmm yes, just like that~
tackleglomp: kljsdfg
GosaiSon: wow, i'd... watch this battle over and over again.
tackleglomp: /ALSO *A*
GosaiSon: dang...
GosaiSon: i wonder how it ends
tackleglomp: Pikachu vs Eevee
tackleglomp: neither of them give up
tackleglomp: Red and Green call a tie because they don't want them to overexert themselves, meet in the middle to shake hands, end up HAVING SEX RIGHT THERE ON THE BATTLEFIELD?!
GosaiSon: standing so close
GosaiSon: nearly naked
GosaiSon: green pulls first?
tackleglomp: yessss
GosaiSon: wow...
GosaiSon: o3o;;; i hope they're alone
tackleglomp: IN A STADIUM
tackleglomp: FULL OF PEOPLE
GosaiSon: oh dang, red's gonna struggle
GosaiSon: pikachu has to electrocute out alll the lights pffft
tackleglomp: it's sexier when he does--
tackleglomp: ksdj;lafk
GosaiSon: wow...
GosaiSon: "H-hey! Hey not here... G-green.... aaah..."
GosaiSon: "Don't tear those!"
GosaiSon: heavy breathing
GosaiSon: /sob
GosaiSon: (where are you katie? you're missing out!)
tackleglomp: "Pi... pika? Pikachu?" "Vui, vui vui~" "PIKA?!" "Vuiii." "P-Pikapi..."
GosaiSon: LOL "Your heart throbs had an egg! We don't know how it got there but, do you want it?"
tackleglomp: LMFAO
GosaiSon: yes, katie, take the egg. close your jaw first.
tackleglomp: sd;alskjd;alks
tackleglomp: oh god that baby would hatch sexy
GosaiSon: 8D yeesss
GosaiSon: LOL it's the gen V kid
GosaiSon: /shot
tackleglomp: LMFAO
tackleglomp: OH MY GOD CAROL
tackleglomp: /dies
GosaiSon: i'm ...
GosaiSon: i don't know where that came from so i'm surprised it even crossed my mind ppffft
GosaiSon: b-but yeah
GosaiSon: YOU'RE NOT SAVING THIS CONVO ARE YOU? OH GOD
tackleglomp: ... I wasn't before
tackleglomp: /SAVES
GosaiSon: NUOOOOoooooo
tackleglomp: GWAHAHAHAHAHA
tackleglomp - Julie/verdoyant
GosaiSon: TAKE IT ALL OFF, RED
GosaiSon: AU
GosaiSon: /SHOT
GosaiSon: actually i take that back
tackleglomp: ............
GosaiSon: he'd suck at being a stripper.
tackleglomp: sldfja;lkje;aklsjd
GosaiSon: he'd just stand there.
GosaiSon: and undress.
GosaiSon: and wonder why people are just :|
tackleglomp: NO BUT HE'D BE LIKE
tackleglomp: the special special stripper that comes around only once a month
tackleglomp: known as THE Red
GosaiSon: o mai
tackleglomp: and everyone would come out to see him
tackleglomp: and his show is like, completely silent, no music XD
tackleglomp: he just undresses
tackleglomp: BUT PEOPLE FIND IT HOT ANYWAY
tackleglomp: IT'S FUCKING RED, WHY WOULDN'T THEY
GosaiSon: actually what would look really good is
GosaiSon: if he's battling
GosaiSon: and every time his pokemon faints
GosaiSon: he takes off some clothes
GosaiSon: like strip poker except with pokemon
tackleglomp: ....... I want this to be a convention skit, if convention skits were allowed to be naked
GosaiSon: PFFFFFFT
GosaiSon: strip battle?
tackleglomp: oh my god Carol
tackleglomp: if Red and Green in RTV ever battle again make them play this
tackleglomp: please please
GosaiSon: JLAFKJLGJG HEY LARKY
GosaiSon: DIDJA HEAR THAT?
GosaiSon: oh god, it'd be so...
GosaiSon: wow.
tackleglomp: BONERS, BONERS EVERYWHERE
GosaiSon: jaklfajfljag
GosaiSon: A GOOD ONE
GosaiSon: Red pulling off his shirt and throwing it aside
GosaiSon: as he pulls out his next pokeball
GosaiSon: Green unzipping his jacket and sliding it off his shoulders
GosaiSon: as he picks another ball off his belt
tackleglomp: sdfa;lksjd;lkj;f
GosaiSon: the glaring spotlight
GosaiSon: sweaty bodies
GosaiSon: intense faces
GosaiSon: >w>;;;
tackleglomp: My mind just keeps going back to this
GosaiSon: 8D
GosaiSon: 8DDDb
tackleglomp: 8DDDDD
GosaiSon: i love that set of art
tackleglomp: me tooooo
GosaiSon: with the bad boys
GosaiSon: *w*
GosaiSon: Mmmm yes, just like that~
tackleglomp: kljsdfg
GosaiSon: wow, i'd... watch this battle over and over again.
tackleglomp: /ALSO *A*
GosaiSon: dang...
GosaiSon: i wonder how it ends
tackleglomp: Pikachu vs Eevee
tackleglomp: neither of them give up
tackleglomp: Red and Green call a tie because they don't want them to overexert themselves, meet in the middle to shake hands, end up HAVING SEX RIGHT THERE ON THE BATTLEFIELD?!
GosaiSon: standing so close
GosaiSon: nearly naked
GosaiSon: green pulls first?
tackleglomp: yessss
GosaiSon: wow...
GosaiSon: o3o;;; i hope they're alone
tackleglomp: IN A STADIUM
tackleglomp: FULL OF PEOPLE
GosaiSon: oh dang, red's gonna struggle
GosaiSon: pikachu has to electrocute out alll the lights pffft
tackleglomp: it's sexier when he does--
tackleglomp: ksdj;lafk
GosaiSon: wow...
GosaiSon: "H-hey! Hey not here... G-green.... aaah..."
GosaiSon: "Don't tear those!"
GosaiSon: heavy breathing
GosaiSon: /sob
GosaiSon: (where are you katie? you're missing out!)
tackleglomp: "Pi... pika? Pikachu?" "Vui, vui vui~" "PIKA?!" "Vuiii." "P-Pikapi..."
GosaiSon: LOL "Your heart throbs had an egg! We don't know how it got there but, do you want it?"
tackleglomp: LMFAO
GosaiSon: yes, katie, take the egg. close your jaw first.
tackleglomp: sd;alskjd;alks
tackleglomp: oh god that baby would hatch sexy
GosaiSon: 8D yeesss
GosaiSon: LOL it's the gen V kid
GosaiSon: /shot
tackleglomp: LMFAO
tackleglomp: OH MY GOD CAROL
tackleglomp: /dies
GosaiSon: i'm ...
GosaiSon: i don't know where that came from so i'm surprised it even crossed my mind ppffft
GosaiSon: b-but yeah
GosaiSon: YOU'RE NOT SAVING THIS CONVO ARE YOU? OH GOD
tackleglomp: ... I wasn't before
tackleglomp: /SAVES
GosaiSon: NUOOOOoooooo
tackleglomp: GWAHAHAHAHAHA