If I had a mind to lose ...
Killing an Arab may result in deportation, but you may as well cry your crocodile tears.
I am starting my own revolution, it’s called I don’t give a damn.
I am not apish, the system is, Jesus. You can’t hold a candle to that, but you may as well light it on fire. Everyone loves a farce.
Have a nice tall glass of temporary piety. My current standing is lying down. Wit is pretty overrated.