The Giggles
Oh my God..I can't stop laughing. I have been laughing half the day with my co-workers. First bc Jessica opened my shirt by mistake, and my bra was all out for everyone to see. I panicked and turned but I turned toward the Director's office so as Heather was hysterically laughing she was trying to turn me toward her so no one could see my tits. LMAO!
Then, we had chinese food which came with fortune cookies. Jessica is all into reading the fortunes, so when she went to her meeting, I cracked my fortune cookie open and threw out my fortune. I typed up a fortune, cut it out and put it into the cookie and when she came out her meeting I nonchalantly said "I dont want my fortune cookie. Want it?" and she said "No, but i want to read the fortune, have you read it yet?" and I said "no..u can read it but remember its meant for me" and I walked away so she wouldnt see me laughing. I had written on the fortune "A coworker will take great interest in what's under your shirt today." When I came back we were both cracking up. She said "This is the best joke you have ever played on me in the history of our lives." And she put it up on her wall with a thumbtack LOL
THEN...I asked Steve to help me with something for my car..so he met me in the parking lot, and on my way back I was getting into the elevator and he was staying on the 1st floor and I said "Thanks!" and he said "You owe me..." and I said.."Okay, think of something" and he stopped the elevator and said "See...thats not a good thing bc Im a man and you're very attractive so whatever I think of will be bad". And I said "Stop it. Think of something good!" and he said "Oh I will!" and I said "Shut up! You know what I mean!!" LOL And this other guy gets on the elevator and says to Steve "Let her go". and after the doors close, he says "Hi...I'm sorry, whats your name? " and I say "Jennifer". He asks who I work with and I say Project Management and he introduces himself as Tim from Sales. So I go to my desk and tell Jessica about Tim trying to flirt with me in the elevator and she says we should look up his pic on the intranet. So we look him up and his pic is an old one with braces and the goofiest smile. I started to crack up and say "Thats just my luck. The only person in this WHOLE company who has braces- and he has to hit on ME". And ever since I cant stop laughing....Heather's not helping either by telling me how she was picking her nose with a napkin on her drive to pick up her boyfriend for lunch, and when they got to the restaurant, her boyfriend said "you have something in your hair", and he picked out a snot. LMFAO!!
Oh Lord...today has been fun. I'm sitting here drinking a diet Coke, waiting for 5pm to roll around so I can go get Mia and then pick up the boys to babysit. I'm in the mood to organize tonight. I think I'll organize all the closets, drawers and cabinets while the kids play.
K, an hour and a half left!
Then, we had chinese food which came with fortune cookies. Jessica is all into reading the fortunes, so when she went to her meeting, I cracked my fortune cookie open and threw out my fortune. I typed up a fortune, cut it out and put it into the cookie and when she came out her meeting I nonchalantly said "I dont want my fortune cookie. Want it?" and she said "No, but i want to read the fortune, have you read it yet?" and I said "no..u can read it but remember its meant for me" and I walked away so she wouldnt see me laughing. I had written on the fortune "A coworker will take great interest in what's under your shirt today." When I came back we were both cracking up. She said "This is the best joke you have ever played on me in the history of our lives." And she put it up on her wall with a thumbtack LOL
THEN...I asked Steve to help me with something for my car..so he met me in the parking lot, and on my way back I was getting into the elevator and he was staying on the 1st floor and I said "Thanks!" and he said "You owe me..." and I said.."Okay, think of something" and he stopped the elevator and said "See...thats not a good thing bc Im a man and you're very attractive so whatever I think of will be bad". And I said "Stop it. Think of something good!" and he said "Oh I will!" and I said "Shut up! You know what I mean!!" LOL And this other guy gets on the elevator and says to Steve "Let her go". and after the doors close, he says "Hi...I'm sorry, whats your name? " and I say "Jennifer". He asks who I work with and I say Project Management and he introduces himself as Tim from Sales. So I go to my desk and tell Jessica about Tim trying to flirt with me in the elevator and she says we should look up his pic on the intranet. So we look him up and his pic is an old one with braces and the goofiest smile. I started to crack up and say "Thats just my luck. The only person in this WHOLE company who has braces- and he has to hit on ME". And ever since I cant stop laughing....Heather's not helping either by telling me how she was picking her nose with a napkin on her drive to pick up her boyfriend for lunch, and when they got to the restaurant, her boyfriend said "you have something in your hair", and he picked out a snot. LMFAO!!
Oh Lord...today has been fun. I'm sitting here drinking a diet Coke, waiting for 5pm to roll around so I can go get Mia and then pick up the boys to babysit. I'm in the mood to organize tonight. I think I'll organize all the closets, drawers and cabinets while the kids play.
K, an hour and a half left!