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[verbal_vomit_1]

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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[marcusisaspaz]

Wow.

[verbal_vomit_1]

What?

[marcusisaspaz]

That's right up there with the LOLcat Bible in it's amazingness.

[verbal_vomit_1]

God can get with the modernization, yo.

Are you going to church tomorrow?

[marcusisaspaz]

Sure am, Pixie. You planning to come see how the Episcopalian half lives?

[verbal_vomit_1]

I already asked your mom, I hope that's okay?

Liturgy's the same. Same responses and all that, no big deal. I get a free pass on all the kneeling, that's all.

[marcusisaspaz]

That's great. You'll get to meet some more of my friends. Marcus, I'm sure, will grab the chance to sleep in.

[verbal_vomit_1]

He said he was allergic to God. He's so weird sometimes.