OINY
Sometimes I love New York.
You know the old joke about kids learning the alphabet in the New York school system? "Fuckin' A, Fuckin' B, Fuckin' C, God Damned Mother Fuckin' D..."
Today was even more awesomer (is too a word, I say so)because while on the A train...there was this guy sitting in one of those reserved handi-cap seats singing us a little song. "Fuck fuck mother fuck..." like on and on and on...and then this woman who must have been like ten million months pregnant got on with her other three kids and he perked up, grinned and screamed "HAPPY FUCKIN' MOTHER'S DAY, BITCHYPOO!"
She was all sorts of offended and other people were appalled...
But, not gonna lie...I laughed. A lot.
Then someone informed him that Mother's Day is Sunday and he launched into another song about how Mr. Calendar Man was a Greeting Card Dick Head.
I love my city full of insane people.
You know the old joke about kids learning the alphabet in the New York school system? "Fuckin' A, Fuckin' B, Fuckin' C, God Damned Mother Fuckin' D..."
Today was even more awesomer (is too a word, I say so)because while on the A train...there was this guy sitting in one of those reserved handi-cap seats singing us a little song. "Fuck fuck mother fuck..." like on and on and on...and then this woman who must have been like ten million months pregnant got on with her other three kids and he perked up, grinned and screamed "HAPPY FUCKIN' MOTHER'S DAY, BITCHYPOO!"
She was all sorts of offended and other people were appalled...
But, not gonna lie...I laughed. A lot.
Then someone informed him that Mother's Day is Sunday and he launched into another song about how Mr. Calendar Man was a Greeting Card Dick Head.
I love my city full of insane people.