My Mom can Kick Your Mom's Ass!
Yeah so, as an update to that whole "breaking car" thing... guess what? I come back from being underway for a week and guess what I find Well, first of all, I shall fill all of you in to what I've done in the last month and a half. I bought myself a new car!! It's a 2005 Ford Mustang convertible and it rocks some socks!! Great pimp-mobile, I tell you what! So I come back after my week deployment and I find my beautifully new car FUCKING DESTROYED!!!!! All of the windows were beat in, the top was carved like a fucking New Years Turkey, and all four of the tires were slashed. On top of that, the headlights and taillights were all smashed in and someone keyed the driver's side of the car to pieces. Now I know that nobody would be stupid enough to have done something like this to me but, last time I checked, I didn't deserve something like this. I'm sure all of you out there paying attention could probably know who I point my finger at but, I intend to give him/her the benefit of the doubt... at least until sufficient evidence can be brought in. I truly hope she reads this and realizes that she can't hide forever... I am one vindictive motherfucker. Maybe this time, if it is her I'll... ...nah, I won't go there... ...yet.