Good grief. And this could possibly be the best quote ever: “As one park geologist said, this is equivalent of Yellowstone National Park selling a book entitled Geysers of Old Faithful: Nostrils of Satan"...
In other news, I bought a car. It's a silver 2001 Honda Civic EX sedan with manual transmission. It's exactly what I wanted. And I no longer set off my neighbor's car alarm with my exhaust.