Dear Hawaii Five-0 Fandom,

[verasteine]

I'm sorry, but I appear to have fallen madly in love with Doris. I'm not sure I'm responsible for my actions hereafter. Of course, I have a track record with female McGarretts, so y'all really shouldn't be surprised.

Oh, and I want ALL THE ICONS from our new ep. Kindly point me there.

Kthanxbai,
Vera

Comments

[imaginarycircus]

I'm right there with you. I think she's possibly shady and I kind of love it and she's kick ass and outspoken.

[verasteine]

She's totally shady and kick ass and human and I adore her. Yay for fellow Doris lovers!

[imaginarycircus]

I tend to love difficult characters. Um, Danny?

[verasteine]

Hehe, I just like all McGarretts (talk about difficult.) Except Jack. But Jack is dead-ish.

[imaginarycircus]

LOL -ish. He's a vampire? Spike turned him!

[verasteine]

I have a theory that unless characters die visibly on screen, they tend not to actually be dead. Of course, this led me to believe Shelburne was Jack and I was fabulously wrong, but still.

[imaginarycircus]

Oh, yeah. That's such a trope in TV. It's no wonder we're suspicious when there is no on screen death. :D

[verasteine]

Well, in Five-0 a lot of people have popped back up, so I'm kind of liking it. Almost could be a drinking game :D

[imaginarycircus]

Ooops, not dead. DRINK! *liver gives out*

[verasteine]

We could play bingo with all the characters. "Fake-died once" "died for real-- no, wait!"

[imaginarycircus]

It's like that Monty Python skit.

[verasteine]

Haha, yes. They never ever die. The end :).

[imaginarycircus]

ROCKS FALL. NOBODY DIES.

[verasteine]

BUILDINGS BLOW UP. EVERYONE ESCAPES.

[imaginarycircus]

TRUCKS DROP TO THE OCEAN FLOOR. BUT DIVERS PLASMA CUT THE DOOR OFF AND THEN GIVE YOU A FANCY SUIT AND OFFER YOU $30M OF METH.

[verasteine]

I'VE BEEN DOING SOMETHING WRONG IN MY LIFE; THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME.