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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I donated bone marrow to superdj in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for zahncisten (-10 points). In June I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I gave xoholly a kidney (1000 points). In November I gave ilovefreaks a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1264 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
veralee