gormless!!
Click to viewShe got eyes that glow like cigarettes
With ashtrays underneath
When she bites her fingernails
Her mother hides her teeth
Her general appearance
Is what you'd call offbeat
I don't mind girls with kinky boots, but she...
Got kinky feet
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Oh, there's flowers that bloom in the summertime, the winter and the fall
But the rose that blooms in my heart, I love the best of all
Her teeth are just like pearls
Only Pearl's teeth ain't so hot
Her heart is in the right place
But the rest of her is not
Now, at her birthday party
The cake, it wasn't bad
I liked the 18 candles that were on...
The slice I had
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She's lazy, she's lethargic
And working she resents
She's slower than a nudist
Trying to climb a barbed wire fence
She talks so slow - one evening, when
She went out with her boss
Before she could say I'm not that kind...
Of a girl, she was