Sci Fi Friday
Stargate SG-1: Counterstrike
- Oh, wow. A huge genocide attempt. Holy rap.
- Poor Vala. This must be hard.To know she mothered the root of all evil.
- So, the whole Vala thing? The only really interesting happening so far.
- Poor Cammy! He was shot. *pets* It's okay. Someone'll make it better. And Teal'C too? The fuck?
- *yawns* Boring episode, but as skoosiepants said, Cam did look like a priest in that one shot.
- Oh, good. The Jaffa are back to being dicks...Good to know!
- Adria? How did I guess? "Hello, Mother." That can't be good.
- You have not missed her! You're lying.
- "As your mother, I'm putting my foot down. You are too young to have an army."
- She needs a time out, and a nap. A big long nap.
- Are we stuck at Season 1 of SG-1 again? Aw, fuck. Not again.
- Cam, you are truly stupid, aren't you? You don't go looking for trouble.
- And uh, Danny boy? Might wanna shut up now. Really good idea. And does this remind anyone else of the miniseries Children of Dune? Anyone?
- Yep, the Jaffa are idiots. Good to know. What did they do, take the stupid pills available from all the Orii people? I mean, honestly. That's right. PISS OFF YOUR ALLIES. Did they take lessons from the Atlantis crew or something?
- Well, sure, because power is so easy to gain, isn't it?
- Okay, that's creepy. They have plans for Daniel. Uh huh. Yeah.
- Yes, Cam, you are getting your ass whooped. And then some. Because the Ancients fucking suck. And listen to Vala being all smartlike. "She's a mother, close enough." Aw, Danny. I heart you right now. For once, you get it. Also, I think Landry going alone was damned stupid. Oy.
- Dude, VALA rocks. Wait! Why are we having a fucking two week break, damnit! I wanna know. *grumbles* BECAUSE VALA!
Stargate Atlantis: Common Ground
- Didn't we have this shot on "Sateda"? HEY! GIVE SHEPPARD BACK YOU SONOFABITCHES! NOW, DAMN YOU. KOYLA, don't make me whoop some ass, down home style.
- Of course they did. Yes, dear because they'll certainly tell you, won't they. Sit, puppy, sit! And Sheppard, you should have killed him. You're an idiot, aren't you? Ooh, so Shep's been in prison before?
- So is this Koyla's version of Runner? I can imagine it is. And great move Sheppard. No common sense, I swear.
- Um, that's not the original Ladon (though according to IMDB, it is. Huh). And go Teyla for bitch please attitude! Oooh, Puppy's mad, don't piss him off. Weir, shut up and let the puppy make threats and tower over him. Only an idiot would trust the Genii, won't they? Oh, right. This is Team Atlantis.
- Rodney, I love you. And Sheppard is not happy, Koyla. Maybe we'll kill you.
- Fucking hell, Wraith, which we know was there, but still. Fuck. Sheppard's really not going to be happy. And I wonder how much life they'll take. A few months, I'm guessing. Is that the first time Sheppard's been attacked? Team Atlantis is not happy. Nope, nope, nope. (Solon is the Wraith's name. Okay, fine. Too much Xena, but I don't care! I like the name with the solar system thing on his face.)
- Finally catching on, are you Sheppard? About time.
- Ronon is there because he's a pissed off puppy, don't upset him. Oh, wow. A few years. How many, and wow. And wow, angry Sheppard and leather jacket...yum!
- Awww, he wants to be like Sheppard. That's just so cute! The little peptalk. *pets the cutey*
- Yeah, because this isn't a trap, at all. Really. Oh, good. Rodney goes off on his own. Because that's safe. And Carson!! Carson! Rodney's "We just wasted two and a half hours...and a mouse."
- Oh, this can't be good. And don't you dare feed! Oh, hell no! You're killign him you bastard. *snarls* STOP taking his life. Is he going to have a grey streak in his hair? He looks older already, doesn't he? Holy shit. There is grey. How is going to look from now on? He's not pretty right now! And how do they make that better next week? I wanna know, damnit. Cause now? Not so hot or looking shipshape for missions.
- Not many years Koyla, you asshole. Dude, Sheppard looks like he's 70 years old. Oh, man. Ronon's gonna start biting soon. Poor Sheppard.
- Okay, that throwing the knife thing? Hot! Very hot! And Sheppard's pretty much dying at this point. And wow does that feel pervy to say an old man is hot.
- Oh man, old man grunts. "Don't be so negative." Heh.
Solon:"If I feed."
Sheppard:"Well, don't look at me."
- Did Chuck just get lines??
- Solon's got as lousy as direction as John, doesn't he?
- Two moons, I see. "Buck up." Again. I love that. You just kill each other in the future again. "All bets are off."
- "My good friend Ronon" my ass. *snort* Cloaked Jumpers. You know the Atlantis team has no ability to keep things secret.
Badass Elizabeth is back.
Weir: "And if you do find Koyla?"
Ronon: "No promises."
[Weir consents.]
- Wraith on the hunt kinda reminds you of a lion on teh porwl doesn't it? And there goes all that work John put in on not looking disgusting. So wait, can they bring the life forces back? COOOOL! KICK ASS! Holy hell, that's just cool as hell.
- Heeh! Brothers. And hee! Rodney's "he's younger than he was before!" Carson's befuddled look. Hehe. I like this. This episode was a top one, I think. I like the humanizing of the Wraith, or rather the connection to their human half and not just the Iratus bug.
- WHY DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS FOR ANOTHER EPISODE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT ROCKS?! SCI-FI, stop fucking with my viewing schedule, damnit. Isn't the six month hiatus enough of a mindfuck?