I Have A Theory
Children, Gentlefolk, and the spider living in my corner - I have a theory. A theory fueled by the Coke and Chocolate with which I started my Sunday morning. Join me in my quest to prove it right, if you will. If not, donations are appreciated. We're going to go national. With T-Shirts.
Drum-roll please...
THE THEORY:
Lynx has indeed been designed to enabled them to find the perfect woman. It's not just marketed that way. It just truly is.
Guys, correct me if I'm wrong, want to be able to fart pass wind on their couch without being glared at. And they don't want to be told they need to shower. They want a woman with no sense of smell.
Lynx makes sure no self-respecting female with a perfectly functioning sense of smell comes within the wearer's vicinity. Or, doesn't stay there for long. The unwanted females are naturally repelled. From there, any male can feel comfortable in knowing it's only the pick-up line that can fail him in his first impression now.
Drum-roll please...
THE THEORY:
Lynx has indeed been designed to enabled them to find the perfect woman. It's not just marketed that way. It just truly is.
Guys, correct me if I'm wrong, want to be able to fart pass wind on their couch without being glared at. And they don't want to be told they need to shower. They want a woman with no sense of smell.
Lynx makes sure no self-respecting female with a perfectly functioning sense of smell comes within the wearer's vicinity. Or, doesn't stay there for long. The unwanted females are naturally repelled. From there, any male can feel comfortable in knowing it's only the pick-up line that can fail him in his first impression now.