Hamlet's Fatal Flaw
Well, here I am procrastinating about writing an essay on Hamlet's trageic flaw - procrastination and indecision. Brilliant.
Yesterday mummy-dearest and I went down to the big red shed to look for Christmas presents. Soap and biscuits! Soap and biscuits!
Mum didn't like my original suggestions. Soap. Biscuits. So, we cruised up and down the kitchenware aisles. I found my soul mate. My one true match. Top of my 2006 Chirstmas wish-list. The best invention ever. The Hello Kitty toaster.
How awesome will my flat be? Screw spaghetti and two minute noodles. I'll eat toast. It's perfect. Because... you know, bread's one of those great things you can still eat when it has green patches. They're good for you. Well... it doesn't kill you.
Student? I think I'll make a great one.
Equipped with my magic toaster of course.
Yesterday mummy-dearest and I went down to the big red shed to look for Christmas presents. Soap and biscuits! Soap and biscuits!
Mum didn't like my original suggestions. Soap. Biscuits. So, we cruised up and down the kitchenware aisles. I found my soul mate. My one true match. Top of my 2006 Chirstmas wish-list. The best invention ever. The Hello Kitty toaster.
How awesome will my flat be? Screw spaghetti and two minute noodles. I'll eat toast. It's perfect. Because... you know, bread's one of those great things you can still eat when it has green patches. They're good for you. Well... it doesn't kill you.
Student? I think I'll make a great one.
Equipped with my magic toaster of course.