You graft skin so that you have webbed fingers. Better yet, get some sort of freaky genetic mutation so all your offspring would also be protected from slippery friendships. Really though, it would have to be a combination of the two, because, as any amateur geneticist could tell you, you can't change feasibly change your genetic phenotype. A feasible change to phenotypes can only be made in later generations through mutation of sex cells. So yes, to recap, a one-two punch against lost friendships - skin grafts and genetic mutations in the ova.
Really though Lior, I'm sorry you feel bad. You can remain confident that our friendship is as solid as a rock, a rock that happens to be a small pebble.
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