Apr 25, 2006 15:09
So as if my life isn't a nightmare lately? Shortly after Valentines day, I was in a car accident that broke my lower leg in two places and cracked my knee cap. I ended up having surgery from the damage and two rods in my knee joint. I'm in severe pain and have a hard time walking and sitting for long periods of time. I might be getting a morphine pump implant in my leg to help with the pain but I haven't quite decided yet. I'm not all that fond of doctors and the idea of surgery just turns me off but when your wife compares you with a wounded bear, you tend to take a hint.
If that's not bad enough?
My wife and I are moving to another house in the city, closer to where she works... so in the meanwhile that we're inbetween houses, we have a portable storage shed outside the old house putting some of the small stuff in boxes in, so we can get the large furniture moved. So our asshole neighbour decides to come over and demand that we remove the storage unit because it's 'mucking up the neighbourhood' and that it's on his property, and it's not.. it's not his property or ours, but we got permission to put it there because it was out of everyones way.
My wife had a camisol on because it was warm outside and we were working around the house, and said asshole neighbour who probably hasn't seen a pair of tits that weren't on the playboy channel in 47 years, told her that she needs to cover herself up because the neighbourhood had no need for filthy harlots parading around in those types of clothes. Talk about somebody jumping over something, I was over the kitchen counter and I had him in a headlock before he could finish his sentence. I told him he better apologize to my wife or else....
He kicked me in the knee where I had surgery, so I slugged him one and knocked him down. He got up and went home, called the cops... now I have an assault and battery fine to pay and we have to move the half ton storage shed by next week or they will have it removed from the premesis with everything in it because apparently the person who gave us permission had no right to be giving us permission, they didn't have the authority.
I think this is highly unfair, he gets rewarded for calling my wife a whore and I get told to move something that took me two months to move in a week when I'm injured? Not only that but he thinks that since he was awarded the fine that it gives him reason to be an asshole. I'd personally like to set his house on fire or smash the windows in on his car or something but I won't go there because I already have enough shit to deal with. I just have grown to hate that grumpy old fuck, someone better promise me if I get that old and bitter they will just shoot me and put me out of everyones misery.