Read this tiny article:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cookie_spill;_ylt=Ao46xc_dXWQO0Rall8cjlUftiBIF Yeah. Cookies. On the road. Blocking traffic. I could fix that. Fast. Like superhuman fast. I'm nothing if not a fast gurgiatator. I think I'd be a great candidate for that cleanup crew. Me and a few friends I know...
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