Fractured Fairy Tale-My 2010 Ficathon Entry

[venusorbit1]

C'mon, if you didn't know it was me by the end of the first page, you must have a nail sticking out of your brain like Happy Gilmore.

Comments

[charliechaplin2]

Also, I have to say that Endymion gets a million points for not resorting to masturbation in the tent with the goat out of desperation ;D when everyone else except for him -the guy who is meant to be married and get it on a regular basis- gets tail (ha!).

And don't even get me started on the 'pygmies'! Hahaha!!! 'for it is a magical goat!' hahahahahaha!! Morons. I love them, I can see why Lilly made them tag along, they'd be hilarious to watch. And still making my sides split is Zephyr and Rilly's story.

This is like reading National Lampoon but 100 times better. Kastor will never be rid of the 'banging a sleeping girl' joke. It must come up awkwardly in conversation. 'So how did you break the curse?' 'Uh...Daisy? You want to answer this question?' 'uh.....' 'he fucked her awake!' 'Nereus!'

[venusorbit1]

Also, I have to say that Endymion gets a million points for not resorting to masturbation in the tent with the goat out of desperation ;D when everyone else except for him -the guy who is meant to be married and get it on a regular basis- gets tail (ha!).

OMG this WAS in there, but had to be cut for length to get under the 50K word limit. There was also some repressed K/E hoyay that I had to cut out of that scene; don't tell Spirit or she'll kill me.

And don't even get me started on the 'pygmies'! Hahaha!!! 'for it is a magical goat!' hahahahahaha!! Morons. I love them, I can see why Lilly made them tag along, they'd be hilarious to watch.

I imagined the "pygmies" looking like David the Gnome, but I doubt that you young whippersnappers remember him/them.

Kastor will never be rid of the 'banging a sleeping girl' joke. It must come up awkwardly in conversation. 'So how did you break the curse?' 'Uh...Daisy? You want to answer this question?' 'uh.....' 'he fucked her awake!' 'Nereus!'Nope, never! The poor guy will be on his

[ellorgast]

There was also some repressed K/E hoyay that I had to cut out of that scene; don't tell Spirit or she'll kill me.

WHAT? FUCK. BRING IT BACK!

[venusorbit1]

It was like, one line that had them glancing at each other from across the tent, and then realizing what they are thinking and turning away, eyes darting around furtively.

Oh wait, I think there was some dialogue in there. Something like, "Do you want to--?" "No." "This never happened." "What never happened?"

They might have furtively whacked off, too. Shit, I didn't keep it. I'm losing points, aren't I?

[cbrandtwright]

Cue a Brokeback Mountain scene I need to write into Cowboys...(and yeah, you need to post that outtake).

[venusorbit1]

WAIT WHAT. WHAT IS THIS SCENE NOW

[cbrandtwright]

Just an alternate scene (wait, aren't they all alternate scenes at this point of no linear structure?)... I'll try and make it to ficchat and work it in there. (Please do not read obvious double entendre).

[elianthos]

I SECOND THAT XDDD.

[charliechaplin2]

Too late! I think she knows. Post it! It was hilarious!!!