I can't wait to see what cracked out pairings I get-MEME
Can I call out other people to do this? In that case: ellorgast,tenebris, elvisvf101, verisimilitude9: COME OUT AND PLAY.
This will actually be great to decompress with before I do some writing and to erase the last 3 days of being around my coworkers for 12-15 hours a day.
Instructions are:
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Okely dokely, neighboreeno. All characters will be lifted from "Econverse" or maybe...not
1--Mina/Minako
2--Mamoru/Darien
3--Kunzite/Kevin
4--Rei/Raye
5--Zoisite/Zach
6--Jadeite/Jason
7--Makoto
8--Nephrite/Noah
9--Usagi/Serena
10--Setsuna/Trista
11--Haruka/Chrissy
12--Ami/Amy
(I tried to do it in order of appearance, but I might have screwed up. If I could have used OCs, I would have stuck in "Zach's Mom" and "Bagels the Dog")
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
A Jadeite/Haruka fic??? I actually think I have! It had CU ice-skating, but the memory is foggy. I think alizep wrote it, but it was non-pairing. Crap, something else to distract me from work.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Raye?? RAYE??
Let me answer with this picture:
DONK.
Yes, I know who that is.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Amy got Noah pregnant? They gots the wrong plumbing for that. And Noah is the one who's pretty good at getting girls pregnant. ZING.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Usagi? Shit, if you can't find one of these on your own, then I can't help you. How about I just say: FF.net
(In truth, I can't think of any off the top of my head. I don't read a lot of Usagi-fics. Maybe "Reflection" by Rora?)
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Darien and Jason would make good brohorts, but I've never seen a Mamoru/Jadeite fic (yet), so I don't know. El, Lytton, do NOT take this as a challenge.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Zoi/Usagi or Zoi/Setsuna? The first, because Setsuna would probably kill him in the first 30 seconds. This gives me ideas for Curveball...
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Makoto walked in on Darien and Amy having sex, she'd probably run out of the room crying because she would know a horrible secret about people she loved. Plus...ew. I could never do M/A, it's too...it would be like Prince William having sex with Snookie. Just not...possible in any realm of reality.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic
Kevin tries to cover for Darien as Trista grills him of his whereabouts like a homicide detective. Kevin gets redder and redder and then flees because he's a shitty liar in social situations. Darien gets caught balls-deep in elvisvf101's girlfriend Alessandra Ambrosio and Trista dumps him and fucks his business rival in revenge, or maybe Justin Bieber. They reconcile and get back together after a week apart. Kevin drinks.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Minako/Nephrite? HELL YES, lovelylytton wrote Airmail doggie fic!! Oh wait, that wasn't fluffy, that was angsty. Shucks. I'll antidote it with Noah/Minako friendship cuteness pre-Makoto.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic
Makoto/Amy: "I Concur That Zach is A Horny Stupid Asshole, Unless You Like Him, In Which Case He Is A Cool Guy Worthy of You, Here is Some Vegan Cheesecake."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
NO. covenmouse, I blame your for this accident of pairing. NO NO NO.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Makoto? Does anyone?? *crickets*
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Kunzite = yes. All of them. I think.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Mamoru/Rei/Zoi? Uh...no, and I can't imagine anyone who would.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Setsuna/Trista
Trista: "OH [name redacted for spoiler purposes], YOUR COCK IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN DARIEN'S!"
Setsuna: "I CAN REWIND THIS!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Noah...rapping along with Raekwon...while Jason throws the game. (2/14 never forget!!!)
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Mina/Jason/Amy? Warning: lots of blond Ainos and a confused Amy.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Darien/Trista: a single glance and then HOTT SEXXX EVERYWHERE
Mamoru/Setsuna: "Would you allow your King to pass through your gate? (giggidy)"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Uh, I wrote some. Does that count? (Zach says hi.)
What's 6's super-secret kink?
Jason: How about a not-so-secret kink? Fucking in the backseat of his car, with her shirt pulled up, and her heels still on, hair flying. And the Valentine's Day calendar.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Haruka shag Usagi?? LOL! Didn't Usagi want to at one point? When she thought Haruka was a dude? I could get on board with that before the Starlights.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Kunzite and Makoto? Damn, that would be a battle...let's solve it by saying...reverse cowgirl.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Mina and Serena are in a happy relationship until Serena suddenly runs off with Raye. Mina, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Chrissy and a brief, unhappy affair with Amy, then follows the wise advice of Zach and finds true love with Kevin. (heeeey!)"
Title: "Plowing Through the Chastons and Zach Gives Advice Even Though You Rebounded With His Sister, Volume 1"
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Makoto and Nephrite? Probably like this: :D :D :D
AND IT IS CANON SO SHUTUP.
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Jason or Chrissy? Neither.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Amy sends Noah on a mission...Amy would be too shy to ask, Noah would volunteer. Maybe fix her sink. He's handy.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Zach? ZACH??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Makoto or Nephrite? Neph. He's big and intimidating, so why not.
This will actually be great to decompress with before I do some writing and to erase the last 3 days of being around my coworkers for 12-15 hours a day.
Instructions are:
First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions.You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Okely dokely, neighboreeno. All characters will be lifted from "Econverse" or maybe...not
1--Mina/Minako
2--Mamoru/Darien
3--Kunzite/Kevin
4--Rei/Raye
5--Zoisite/Zach
6--Jadeite/Jason
7--Makoto
8--Nephrite/Noah
9--Usagi/Serena
10--Setsuna/Trista
11--Haruka/Chrissy
12--Ami/Amy
(I tried to do it in order of appearance, but I might have screwed up. If I could have used OCs, I would have stuck in "Zach's Mom" and "Bagels the Dog")
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
A Jadeite/Haruka fic??? I actually think I have! It had CU ice-skating, but the memory is foggy. I think alizep wrote it, but it was non-pairing. Crap, something else to distract me from work.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Raye?? RAYE??
Let me answer with this picture:
DONK.
Yes, I know who that is.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
If Amy got Noah pregnant? They gots the wrong plumbing for that. And Noah is the one who's pretty good at getting girls pregnant. ZING.
Can you rec any fics about 9?
Usagi? Shit, if you can't find one of these on your own, then I can't help you. How about I just say: FF.net
(In truth, I can't think of any off the top of my head. I don't read a lot of Usagi-fics. Maybe "Reflection" by Rora?)
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Darien and Jason would make good brohorts, but I've never seen a Mamoru/Jadeite fic (yet), so I don't know. El, Lytton, do NOT take this as a challenge.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Zoi/Usagi or Zoi/Setsuna? The first, because Setsuna would probably kill him in the first 30 seconds. This gives me ideas for Curveball...
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Makoto walked in on Darien and Amy having sex, she'd probably run out of the room crying because she would know a horrible secret about people she loved. Plus...ew. I could never do M/A, it's too...it would be like Prince William having sex with Snookie. Just not...possible in any realm of reality.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic
Kevin tries to cover for Darien as Trista grills him of his whereabouts like a homicide detective. Kevin gets redder and redder and then flees because he's a shitty liar in social situations. Darien gets caught balls-deep in elvisvf101's girlfriend Alessandra Ambrosio and Trista dumps him and fucks his business rival in revenge, or maybe Justin Bieber. They reconcile and get back together after a week apart. Kevin drinks.
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?
Minako/Nephrite? HELL YES, lovelylytton wrote Airmail doggie fic!! Oh wait, that wasn't fluffy, that was angsty. Shucks. I'll antidote it with Noah/Minako friendship cuteness pre-Makoto.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic
Makoto/Amy: "I Concur That Zach is A Horny Stupid Asshole, Unless You Like Him, In Which Case He Is A Cool Guy Worthy of You, Here is Some Vegan Cheesecake."
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1?
NO. covenmouse, I blame your for this accident of pairing. NO NO NO.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Makoto? Does anyone?? *crickets*
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?
Kunzite = yes. All of them. I think.
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5?
Mamoru/Rei/Zoi? Uh...no, and I can't imagine anyone who would.
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion?
Setsuna/Trista
Trista: "OH [name redacted for spoiler purposes], YOUR COCK IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN DARIEN'S!"
Setsuna: "I CAN REWIND THIS!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?
Noah...rapping along with Raekwon...while Jason throws the game. (2/14 never forget!!!)
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be?
Mina/Jason/Amy? Warning: lots of blond Ainos and a confused Amy.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
Darien/Trista: a single glance and then HOTT SEXXX EVERYWHERE
Mamoru/Setsuna: "Would you allow your King to pass through your gate? (giggidy)"
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Uh, I wrote some. Does that count? (Zach says hi.)
What's 6's super-secret kink?
Jason: How about a not-so-secret kink? Fucking in the backseat of his car, with her shirt pulled up, and her heels still on, hair flying. And the Valentine's Day calendar.
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?
Haruka shag Usagi?? LOL! Didn't Usagi want to at one point? When she thought Haruka was a dude? I could get on board with that before the Starlights.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?
Kunzite and Makoto? Damn, that would be a battle...let's solve it by saying...reverse cowgirl.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Mina and Serena are in a happy relationship until Serena suddenly runs off with Raye. Mina, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Chrissy and a brief, unhappy affair with Amy, then follows the wise advice of Zach and finds true love with Kevin. (heeeey!)"
Title: "Plowing Through the Chastons and Zach Gives Advice Even Though You Rebounded With His Sister, Volume 1"
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Makoto and Nephrite? Probably like this: :D :D :D
AND IT IS CANON SO SHUTUP.
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Jason or Chrissy? Neither.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Amy sends Noah on a mission...Amy would be too shy to ask, Noah would volunteer. Maybe fix her sink. He's handy.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Zach? ZACH??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Makoto or Nephrite? Neph. He's big and intimidating, so why not.