"Screw the red line!"

Aug 23, 2008 14:42

So I like meme's. So sue me. But this one is interactive, so maybe it'll be more fun that way? I know not.

- Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
- Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
- Post them here for everyone to guess.
- Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
- NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
- No tagging others allowed.

1. "'Un-congratulations, you're having a baby.'
      'Un-thank you.'"

2. "Back to you, fuckers!"
Not Anchorman, sorry Edith :)

3. "Terrible idea... Don't you just love those?"

4. "They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life."

5. "If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and, mother freaking Ukrainians."

6. "Are you trying to tell me that you enjoyed that orgasm set to the "Gandhi" soundtrack?"

7. "'We're barely moving... Why are you getting off here?'
      'I enjoy seeing the river.'
      'What are you, Mark Twain? Now we're gonna get stuck at every light.'"

8. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

9. "Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe! "
Bend It Like Beckham - Edith

10. "You don't misbehave here. It's just not done, did you know that? If you don't go to confession, if you don't... dig your flowerbeds, or if you don't pretend, if you don't pretend... that you want nothing more in your life than to serve your husband three meals a day, and give him children, and vacuum under his ass, then... then you're... then you're crazy."

11. "Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"

12. "I will simply deny you the crown and... live forever!"
Ever After - Edith

13. "'Hold on, what's so funny?'
         'You are, Max. Expensive, but very funny.'"

14. "What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular?!"

15. "That was accidental. Accidental boob graze. I'm sorry."
The Holiday - Edith

16. "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
Too right you are, AZ. It's A League of Their Own.

17. "Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them."

18. "Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!"
The Wizard of Oz - Edith

19. "No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!"

20. "Ya know, I just don't understand those underwears up your ass crack. They don't cover up a G-D THANG!"

21. BONUS! "At the end of every night, the cheesecake and the apple pie are always completely gone. The peach cobbler and the chocolate mousse cake are nearly finished..."
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