Getting boned with a large one
Halloween party was fun... more on that later. But I was just posting more messages to this Yahoo!Groups discussion list that both Kevin and I belong to, and thought I'd post a bit of the sort of banter that goes on. Much fun. What's so funny is that there are only two people on the whole discussion list who know that we even know each other... and only one of those knows about us and she's not breathing a word to the others, so everyone just thinks we don't even know each other and we're just being absolutely obnoxious... This was a couple of days ago, and was pretty mild (and if it doesn't make sense to you, I'm not going to explain it):
--- In xxx@yahoogroups.com, kevin wrote:
> From: cathy@a...
> > What are the top three turns-ons about a woman for you? (You know, like what attracts you first and makes you want to dig deeper?)
> A loose, easy attitude
Are you sure you want the *attitude* along with the loose and easy, Kevin?
> wearing casual clothes
Be honest... you mean *not*...
> and being loud
Oh, like that's supposed to be a quality totally independent of *your* input? I mean, I can be loud (very slightly moderately only!), but it's usually not when I'm "talking to myself for the sake of talking to myself" if you get my drift... and I'm talking only of conversational loudness, of course.
> Size is probably in there, also.
Ditto that one!
> Not that I avoid small ladies,
Funny. I sure as hell avoid small men.
> (about 5' 11" and large boned).
Large-boned? Ooh, I love being large-boned!
> Please make your own jokes about the last few words.
Okay... If you like women who are large-boned, even if infrequently, or who simply prefer to be large-boned when they can, does this mean that you are yourself larged-boned? You don't have to answer that if you wish to stand on the fifth, of course... in the other hand, if you are holding one, you may wish to lie on the fifth and incriminate yourself by providing testimony, whether evidentiary or demonstrative... Of course, in light of the possibility of such testimony, I wouldn't dream of joking about your "last few words," though I certainly would counsel against trying to get your last few words in edgewise, particularly if you are indeed large-boned, as you may find you have gotten yourself into a tight situation that you can't squeeze out of. You may find that, while forced to wait for the urgency of the situation to subside so that you may extract yourself from the hole you dug yourself into by your urge to have the last word and leave the other party with a lasting impression, you are forced to face the naked truth of the situation head on.
Karyn
--- In xxx@yahoogroups.com, kevin wrote:
> From: cathy@a...
> > What are the top three turns-ons about a woman for you? (You know, like what attracts you first and makes you want to dig deeper?)
> A loose, easy attitude
Are you sure you want the *attitude* along with the loose and easy, Kevin?
> wearing casual clothes
Be honest... you mean *not*...
> and being loud
Oh, like that's supposed to be a quality totally independent of *your* input? I mean, I can be loud (very slightly moderately only!), but it's usually not when I'm "talking to myself for the sake of talking to myself" if you get my drift... and I'm talking only of conversational loudness, of course.
> Size is probably in there, also.
Ditto that one!
> Not that I avoid small ladies,
Funny. I sure as hell avoid small men.
> (about 5' 11" and large boned).
Large-boned? Ooh, I love being large-boned!
> Please make your own jokes about the last few words.
Okay... If you like women who are large-boned, even if infrequently, or who simply prefer to be large-boned when they can, does this mean that you are yourself larged-boned? You don't have to answer that if you wish to stand on the fifth, of course... in the other hand, if you are holding one, you may wish to lie on the fifth and incriminate yourself by providing testimony, whether evidentiary or demonstrative... Of course, in light of the possibility of such testimony, I wouldn't dream of joking about your "last few words," though I certainly would counsel against trying to get your last few words in edgewise, particularly if you are indeed large-boned, as you may find you have gotten yourself into a tight situation that you can't squeeze out of. You may find that, while forced to wait for the urgency of the situation to subside so that you may extract yourself from the hole you dug yourself into by your urge to have the last word and leave the other party with a lasting impression, you are forced to face the naked truth of the situation head on.
Karyn