It Is Alive

[venusianflame]

Contrary to recent rumor, I am indeed alive. More news to follow.

Comments

[glowing_fish]

Are you really alive?
The word on the street is you got turned into a half werewolf, half vampire, half zombie.

[davidmc24]

Really? I heard that she got turned into a half monkey, half dragon, skeleton.

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[glowing_fish]

I heard she was half fox fairy, hald centipede demon, and half liche.

[venusianflame]

Umm, what's a fox fairy? Actually, nevermind. I really want to know what a "hald centipede demon and half liche" is. That's really got me stumped. Especially the hald part. :-)

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[glowing_fish]

A fox fairy is a supernatural fox spirit that enjoys turning into a bejewling woman to entrance men.

A hald centipede is like a half centipede,only with a typo. And twice as many legs!

[venusianflame]

Aha! Hey, if you're going to entrance them, might as well enjoy it. ;-)

Hmm. For some reason I envisioned the hald centipede without hair and trying to cover it up with a hat. Uh, nevermind. It's late and I'm on adrenaline.

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[glowing_fish]

A hald centipede is a centipede with something like a mohawk, with one side of its head shaven

That being said...who are you? You are part of e2, and you live in the area, so I should know you.
Are you the infamous Z, perhaps?

[venusianflame]

Well, you never know for sure, do you? But in your and Auntie's cases, I guess you'll be finding out next month. You might want to wear your body armor just in case. ;-)

[davidmc24]

Yep, I'll be sure to wear my full plate +5, +47 against half-monkey half-dragon skeletons :-)

[venusianflame]

This sounds like some unauthorized twist on Warcraft. Heh. Now I've got it. Maybe your dad forgot to fortify himself with full plate armor against fox fairies last year.

Mwaaaahaha. :-P

[davidmc24]

Nope, this would be Dungeons and Dragons, not Warcraft :-)