the obligatory fic archive post at the top of the page
Notes: There are other fics that I have written, but I've grown too embarrassed by them to actually link to them here, as they are almost entirely awful. I haven't taken them down, just made them slightly more difficult to find.
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FANFICTION
--Black Swan--
♥ Lily/Nina ♥
Firebird - WIP - future R - She wants to tear off pieces of herself; mostly the pieces that love you. Post-movie. Will be very, very dark.
--Nabari no Ou--
♥ Raikou/Gau ♥
MULTICHAPTERED:
But You're Pretty When You're Mine - COMPLETE - ~19,000 words - NC-17 - Gau and Raikou are the most well-adjusted vigilante samurai/nerd duo you know.
♥ Miharu/Yoite ♥
ONE SHOTS:
Girls In White Dresses - NC-17 - ~9,000 words - Miharu wears a thin veneer of apathy and thinks about Yoite. Yoite wears a dress, and thinks about dying.
•And here it is in Russian, translated by frank_linn
Wheat Field With Crows - Miharu cannot escape into a Van Gogh painting. AU.
--Naruto--
♥ ItaShi ♥
ONE SHOTS:
On The Bus (A Fairly Tame Journey to the Hearts of some Melodramatic Gay Kids) - AU. Riddled with crack. Kerouac has nothing on Uchiha Shisui fully-armed with his wits. How can Itachi say no?
PhD In Nothing Much - R - ~1700 words - In which Itachi and Shisui misuse a janitorial closet and Shisui dreams of the future. AU.
The Game/The Labyrinth (aka I cannot pick a title) - T - ~7,000 words - Dark, angsty. There is only one reason for Itachi to approach Shisui, and that is to obtain the Mangekyou Sharingan.
♥ Kakairu ♥
MULTICHAPTERED:
Yanki Scum Are So Hardcore! [WIP] - Kawaii Iruka-chan just transferred to an all-girls high school in the middle of the rustic Japanese countryside and - wait, why is that senpai carrying a crowbar?
Dialogue In Blue - Link to the index post. Iruka and Kakashi and long conversations. *I will shamelessly admit that this was written purely for the sake of structural experimentation, but some people like it.
ONESHOTS:
Trip - R rated, trippy, least embarrassing to date. If you ever go to Amegakure, don't drink the Black Lotus tea.
--Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei--
♥ Kudou Jun/Itoshiki Nozomu ♥
The Heart Asks Pleasure First - And then - excuse from pain. Link goes to FF.net.
ORIGINAL FICTION
MULTICHAPTERED:
Tastes Like Human - Link to index post - Two thousand years after the Collision, Earth and its denizens have gotten increasingly screwy. Being the hub for the Multiverse is such a pain in the ass. Contains lots of screwed-up girls with guns.