1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? i've never been in a "serious" anything
2) What was your dream growing up? i used to have one where i was falling a lot.
3) What talent do you wish you had? summon bees
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? cheerwine
5) Favorite vegetable? right now, tomatos.
6) What was the last book you read? another bullshit night in suck city
7) What zodiac sign are you? sag
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. no. they're for gay people. i had my tattoo removed.
9) Worst Habit? i click my jaws sometimes...i smoke...ect...there's a lot.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride/candy? i have done both.
11) What is your favorite sport? altho it doesn't show, nhl hockey.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? i am VERY optimistic towards myself...generally speakin' neutral towards others.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? we'd be cool for about fifteen minutes...then yeah...prolly argue with you over something fuckin' stupid.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? someone stole my tiny doggy.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. define weird...cause like most of em, prolly. i can tell the gender of sharks by looking at them...i'll bet YOU can't do that.
16) Do you have any pets? yes.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly? depends on when. if i didn't have nothin' to do or nowhere to be or need to sleep i wouldn't really care. wouldn't go outta my way to make you feel better about showin' up unexpectedly ...altho most times in the past when you show up unexpectedly it's because something horrible has happened to you. makes me feel like stan from the golden girls.
18) What was your first impression of me? if i can remember back that far i think the word would be "smitten"
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? they're clowns. they serve their purpose.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? i would have a really bitchin' scar down one side of my face...like a really long one that stopped at the top of my eye and then started at the bottom...wtf dude, i don't care how i look- i don't have to see me.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? i have indeed been both.
22) What color eyes do you have? sometimes blue sometimes green and sometimes grey
23) Ever been arrested? in a shopping cart.
24) Bottle or can soda? glass bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? put it in my investment plan or something...i dunno. that's not really enough for that speedboat i've always dreamed of...
27) What's your favorite place to hang at? probably on a couch. any old couch really.
28) Do you believe in ghosts? i don't believe in too much really. ghosts..no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? make wine
30) Do you swear a lot? "what the fuck are you talkin' about?" - the dude
31) Biggest pet peeve? internet surveys ...however i always do them. that's another odd fact about me.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? peachy.
33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance? that question is weak cause like romance has been proven to exist. appreciate...yeah..sometimes. most of the time i just don't want people to touch me or have to be anywhere near 'em tho.
35) Do you believe in God? see ghosts: no. i don't believe in ghosts. holy ones either.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? no. i'll probably make a better one this evening with questions about monkeys, monster trucks, lazers, cobra commander, and/or hummus
37) Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other? define wee cause if you mean wee wee, pee pee, tee tee...ect...then...not really. that's not my bag. stephanie mason was into that and tried talking to me about it once. it kinda grossed me out.
i've never been in a "serious" anything
2) What was your dream growing up?
i used to have one where i was falling a lot.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
summon bees
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
cheerwine
5) Favorite vegetable?
right now, tomatos.
6) What was the last book you read?
another bullshit night in suck city
7) What zodiac sign are you?
sag
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
no. they're for gay people. i had my tattoo removed.
9) Worst Habit?
i click my jaws sometimes...i smoke...ect...there's a lot.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride/candy?
i have done both.
11) What is your favorite sport?
altho it doesn't show, nhl hockey.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
i am VERY optimistic towards myself...generally speakin' neutral towards others.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
we'd be cool for about fifteen minutes...then yeah...prolly argue with you over something fuckin' stupid.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
someone stole my tiny doggy.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
define weird...cause like most of em, prolly. i can tell the gender of sharks by looking at them...i'll bet YOU can't do that.
16) Do you have any pets?
yes.
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
depends on when. if i didn't have nothin' to do or nowhere to be or need to sleep i wouldn't really care. wouldn't go outta my way to make you feel better about showin' up unexpectedly ...altho most times in the past when you show up unexpectedly it's because something horrible has happened to you. makes me feel like stan from the golden girls.
18) What was your first impression of me?
if i can remember back that far i think the word would be "smitten"
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
they're clowns. they serve their purpose.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
i would have a really bitchin' scar down one side of my face...like a really long one that stopped at the top of my eye and then started at the bottom...wtf dude, i don't care how i look- i don't have to see me.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
i have indeed been both.
22) What color eyes do you have?
sometimes blue sometimes green and sometimes grey
23) Ever been arrested?
in a shopping cart.
24) Bottle or can soda?
glass bottle.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
put it in my investment plan or something...i dunno. that's not really enough for that speedboat i've always dreamed of...
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
probably on a couch. any old couch really.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
i don't believe in too much really. ghosts..no.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
make wine
30) Do you swear a lot?
"what the fuck are you talkin' about?" - the dude
31) Biggest pet peeve?
internet surveys ...however i always do them. that's another odd fact about me.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
peachy.
33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
that question is weak cause like romance has been proven to exist. appreciate...yeah..sometimes. most of the time i just don't want people to touch me or have to be anywhere near 'em tho.
35) Do you believe in God?
see ghosts: no. i don't believe in ghosts. holy ones either.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
no. i'll probably make a better one this evening with questions about monkeys, monster trucks, lazers, cobra commander, and/or hummus
37) Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
define wee
cause if you mean wee wee, pee pee, tee tee...ect...then...not really. that's not my bag. stephanie mason was into that and tried talking to me about it once. it kinda grossed me out.
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