I never knew!! :O
I looked at all of them and found this one to be the most hilarious (it lets you choose your stalker >_>; so yeah)
Stalking is illegal. Venus_Chan confronts xdanikax.
xdanikax is stalking Venus_Chan
xdanikax’s REAL name :
Wadsworth Hedgepath
xdanikax’s REAL DOB :
10th April 1979
Height :193 cm
Weight : 81.9 kg
xdanikax has dreamt about you :
16 times
xdanikax became interested in you :
02nd August 2003
xdanikax’s latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how xdanikax describes your relationship behind your back
‘Venus_Chan is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’
xdanikax’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
xdanikax has a number of Venus_Chan’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
xdanikax took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I’m limber! It won’t be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!
The Police
No. calls to the police :
25 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
xdanikax’s Police File
xdanikax is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about xdanikax
social_abject - Car wreck of a human
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! xdanikax? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
twilightified - Marathon Munt
‘I’ve been friends with xdanikax all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. Venus_Chan is such a drama queen.’
keelyme - Drunken Posse
‘I used to love xdanikax. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
Stalking is illegal. Venus_Chan confronts xdanikax.
xdanikax is stalking Venus_Chan
xdanikax’s REAL name :
Wadsworth Hedgepath
xdanikax’s REAL DOB :
10th April 1979
Height :193 cm
Weight : 81.9 kg
xdanikax has dreamt about you :
16 times
xdanikax became interested in you :
02nd August 2003
xdanikax’s latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how xdanikax describes your relationship behind your back
‘Venus_Chan is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’
xdanikax’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
xdanikax has a number of Venus_Chan’s old school books littered around their bedroom.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
xdanikax took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I’m limber! It won’t be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!
The Police
No. calls to the police :
25 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police. Send someone around immediately, some bastardin peeping tom is staring in at me with binoculars. They are approaching my door. Hurry!"
xdanikax’s Police File
xdanikax is a right sadastic bastard and should be detained for as long as possible.
Testimonies about xdanikax
social_abject - Car wreck of a human
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! xdanikax? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
twilightified - Marathon Munt
‘I’ve been friends with xdanikax all of my life and I know all of this is bullshit. Venus_Chan is such a drama queen.’
keelyme - Drunken Posse
‘I used to love xdanikax. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’