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venus_afflicted

Posted from... I don't know where the fuck I am

Jul 26, 2007 12:47

Okay, finally. A motherfucking world with internet. Fucking hell ( Read more... )

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lust_for_life July 27 2007, 01:49:54 UTC

no really, what.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 01:53:21 UTC

sorry we were on the move again.

I got called by some old Omega buddies. We went out to take care of some Human Rights fuckers. There was... These crying angel statues. Fucked up things.

Next thing I know, one is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.

And then I was in Scotland. In 1932.

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 01:56:21 UTC

well what are you doing there, fuck that noise. come home.
and what were you doing that for anyway, i thought you quit.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:01:09 UTC

One of them is hopping us back. Just taking time.

We're in 1986. No, wait. 1996. Apparently they can't tell the difference.

I should be home within the hour.

Least we're in times with Net again!

I did. They hurt a good friend. bad. Like when we get back, we don't know if he's alive or not. I couldn't say no.

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 02:07:55 UTC

who cares, they both suck.
tell him to hurry his ass up before i shove my boot up it.

ummmmm you realize that's like cheating on a diet, right.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:11:39 UTC

They tried to kill him. I couldn't just sit back and not do shit. You don't make a friend of mine gargle drain cleaner and walk away.

Mmmm, ass with boot in it. Sexy.

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 02:14:32 UTC

yeah, so how about the friend of your friend who gets a drain-o mouthwash? or the friend of his friend of his friend who gets set on fire and tied to a fence?

you want one? i'm more than happy to provide. there's enough for everyone.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:17:03 UTC

If all I'm coming back to is a lecture for looking after a friend, I'm talking the slow route. I've been working my ass off for a week to get home to you. TO YOU.

I get I fucked up. Okay?

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 02:17:46 UTC

i'm just mad that you're allowed to do this but i'm not.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:20:37 UTC

...

im sorry

youre right im not.

Im sorry.

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 02:21:28 UTC

stop that.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:25:52 UTC

Naw, I'm saying it now so when I get home I can say sorry in other ways.

If you arne't screaming, I'm doing it wrong.

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 02:28:22 UTC

tell that douche if he doesn't fix this five seconds ago i'm going to skull fuck him with a garden hose and kill his mother.

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:30:55 UTC

...

That shouldn't be hot, right?

OH! We're moving again. Not sure how far of a jump he can pull. I'll be back.

lust_for_life July 27 2007, 02:39:19 UTC

IT'S B EEN FIVE SECONDS

venus_afflicted July 27 2007, 02:40:20 UTC

WOOOHOOO! 2005.

Shouldn't be but another hop.

I can try my pinpoint but not sure about the whole time thing with it.

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